People who cook slow

I poured off the gravy and reduced it down in a pot and it made an unreal job of it.

If you canā€™t eat chicken fillets, you canā€™t eat farm salmon and you canā€™t eat tuna (because of the mercury content) what is there left to eat? Beef and lamb just?

Beef Bourgy about to begin his night shift.

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God Speed

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Iā€™ve something similar awaiting me I hope. A rake of beef, wine, tinned tomatoes, stock, red onions, mushrooms, carrots, herbs and dijon been cooking away since yesterday evening. Iā€™ll pour out the sauce and cook it down a bit while cooking mash potatoes to go with it.

24 hours cooking? Even in a slow cooker thatā€™ll be mush at this stage surely

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Heā€™ll be on here then complaining about having the runs tomorrow.

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18 or so anyway. Is it not the longer you leave it on the nicer it tastes or how does it work?

Depends on the cut of beef youā€™re using,

My experience in leaving it cook for too long drains the flavour and also can turn it mushy. 4 hours on high or 6-7 on low is plenty for stewing beef.

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Let us know how it goes

Thereā€™ll be no sauce left, kid.

The sauce may well still be gorgeous and extremely rich. Iā€™d say fish put and beef that hasnā€™t melted and then buzz the lot with a hand blender. Itā€™ll give you a rich sauce to die for. Put in new mushrooms and peppers for a little while, throw the meat back in and the job is @iron_mike.

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It was fucking delicious to be honest.

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What a waste of all those fine ingredients. You may as well have bought a tin of dog food and fucked it on the spuds. Harsh I know, but standards have been slipping around here and time a few lads copped on.

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Slow cooking is gone the way of the nutri bullet. Youā€™d want your head examined to have one of those death traps in your home.

Madras on mashed potatoes? Sick cunt

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It was dog? No wonder it needed 24 hours

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Have fella checked their house insurance premiums on the fine points of the slow cooker?

Youā€™d want to be mad in the head not have an outdoor socket with a long extension lead and the slow cooker left on the pier of the gate.

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Not to mention the cheap Teflon coating in the cooker which is slowly killing them

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