People who have been mugged off. Good and proper like mickee321

[Juhniallio]

Savage. Your missus is now up there with @Spidey’s wife’s gamey mate. Throw up a pic when you get the chance and we can debate it proper.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@caulifloweredneanderthal

I was in Tesco today. Getting a few ‘bits’. When I do shopping on my own, it’s a quick affair, in and out. When the Mrs is with me, it’s a longer process. Anyway, I just picked up a basket and didn’t bother with any of the little scanners you carry around. The Mrs had fired a few things into the basket, including some items from the clothing section (a pyjamas, etc.). Muggins here goes up to pay, and sure what had she fired into the basket but some festive red women’s undergarment unbeknownst to me, and my face goes the colour of them when yer wan at the counter scans them through…

Your wife is buying her underwear in Tescos?

[Fran]

@Fagan_ODowd

@caulifloweredneanderthal

I was in Tesco today. Getting a few ‘bits’. When I do shopping on my own, it’s a quick affair, in and out. When the Mrs is with me, it’s a longer process. Anyway, I just picked up a basket and didn’t bother with any of the little scanners you carry around. The Mrs had fired a few things into the basket, including some items from the clothing section (a pyjamas, etc.). Muggins here goes up to pay, and sure what had she fired into the basket but some festive red women’s undergarment unbeknownst to me, and my face goes the colour of them when yer wan at the counter scans them through…

Your wife is buying her underwear in Tescos?

I’d suspect these are the wear once type of underwear or maybe she has a few jobs around the house that she wants @caulifloweredneanderthal to get up off his hole and do

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Fran

@Fagan_ODowd

@caulifloweredneanderthal

I was in Tesco today. Getting a few ‘bits’. When I do shopping on my own, it’s a quick affair, in and out. When the Mrs is with me, it’s a longer process. Anyway, I just picked up a basket and didn’t bother with any of the little scanners you carry around. The Mrs had fired a few things into the basket, including some items from the clothing section (a pyjamas, etc.). Muggins here goes up to pay, and sure what had she fired into the basket but some festive red women’s undergarment unbeknownst to me, and my face goes the colour of them when yer wan at the counter scans them through…

Your wife is buying her underwear in Tescos?

I’d suspect these are the wear once type of underwear or maybe she has a few jobs around the house that she wants @caulifloweredneanderthal to get up off his hole and do

I think we need an explanation here.

[Julio_Geordio]

Santa in the Jetland yesterday. Spectacular mugging off. And we queueing a half an hour for the privilege.
A pile of shite of a waiting room with a few christmas trees and stuff.
€38 to get in.
€37 for a memory stick of the photos.

The presents were a bucket of shite. Some stupid plastic thingy so we ended up buying the eldest a present to compensate for it.

€27

The only redeeming feature of the whole thing was Santa with a Limerick city accent which always makes me laugh

[gilgamboa]

Things that continue to be right…

I was in there a few weeks ago its a fine Dunnes. Wouldnt be as roomy as the one in Bishopstown but fine parking and everything there The Dermot Gavin stall is a nice touch We were there to see santy, it was a rushed job… When my lads came in santy beckoned my young fella over and said in a serious Limerick City accent “I hear you’re into the farm machinery kiiiid”

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

@Fran

suspect these are the wear once type of underwear o

Bingo. They weren’t staying on for long @Fran

[Fagan_ODowd]

@caulifloweredneanderthal

@Fran

suspect these are the wear once type of underwear o

Bingo. They weren’t staying on for long @Fran

Are they killing you?

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

LOL

[Fran]

@caulifloweredneanderthal

@Fran

suspect these are the wear once type of underwear o

Bingo. They weren’t staying on for long @Fran

Wahey!!!

[Biff_Egan]

Sounds like the carry on in the racecourse or curraghchase there a few years ago. The Limerick Santa industrial complex is a massive racket.

[balbec]

The Santa quarter

[artfoley]

the horsey set, by ronan ogara

[mikehunt]

Called into chemist with a script for the chisler. Was asked when I wanted it and I replied ‘today, if possible’. It’ll be ten minutes. Car parked outside so thought I’d wait there. Checked time; 5:48. 6 news comes on the radio so get out of the car to see lights out, shutters down.

[glasagusban]

They were probably calling your name you absolute dope

[gilgamboa]

My 7 year old is a soccer nut. He’s been absolutely bet into the world cup. Did the buster at my work and has been tracking his progress in minute detail. Has watched every game he could, non stop YouTube highlights etc etc etc…

Well he lost the fucking plot the other day when he realised his pre arranged day out with his aunty to see some show was going to mean he was missing the final. Inconsolable.

So being the great dad (cc @Bandage) that I am I promised not to watch it or find the score without him… He contacted me earlier before the show to make sure I was still sticking to the deal.

I turned the TV and my phone off for the evening and somehow managed to get to 8pm without seeing the score. He came in the door and I had the TV set up literally at the kick off ready to press play…

The little bollox starts roaring Messssiiiii Messssssiii legend. He’d watched it on his aunts phone on the way home on the train

[Ambrose_McNulty]

Cool story bro.

[Juhniallio]

I’m pissing myself laughing here! Great stuff. Kick the little bollox up to bed, open a beer and enjoy it.

[mikehunt]

I’d be having a word with Santa.

[Raylan]

@Aertel220 by Marty

2022 FIFA World Cup (Part 2)

Ah yeah he probably is. I asked him politely for a photo in my youthful innocence at the time and he asked me if I wanted a teddy too in a sarcastic manner like the children who’d just posed for a photo with him before me😂 On reflection I’m sure he’s still a decent sort.