Personal Issues / Agony Aunt Thread

Dunph has desks out the back does he?

Your working in a bookies is it?

It was a joke Kev, he’s not really working in Dunphs field. Sorry.

Note 2nd line of my post.

It wasn’t very funny really.

I know I’m late to this but…

No, it’s in an office judging by his post.

you would be correct as always bandage…

Well Puke has intimated that he was about to make a similar joke and the puke is a very funny guy so I think I’ll go with that it was funny, but you are just a bit tetchy today and didn’t appreciate it.

he also laughed at me when i asked a simple honest question in the medical advice thread…

Because i know your not that thick.

Dear readers,

A fairly good friend of mine has started seeing a lady from Offaly and appears to be absolutely smitten with her.

What should I do?

Yours sincerely,
Concerned Wexford Exile

tell him to bring her to Rome

Fucking degenerate

Dear readers,

A fairly good friend of mine is seeing a lady and appears to be absolutely smitten with her. However, this lady is 4 years older than him.

What should I do?

Yours sincerely,
Concerned Wexford Exile

You should tell him to make a pair of tinfoil gloves. He doesn’t want to knock her up while holding her hand

I’m assuming that would make her 32/33? He should really be thinking to himself why hasn’t anyone nabbed her before now and that she must be loop the loop.

She might have had a long term boyfriend. If not, then absolutely yes, she’s probably fucking nuts.

I am contemplating sending Fran a friendship request but am afraid he might reject me…What should I do???

Get an intermediary to sound Fran out in advance.

Only send the friend request if you receive positive feedback.

You won’t have to ‘put yourself out there’ and deal with the possible rejection in that scenario.

Of course, more confident posters like Kevin would brashly fire off the friend request without even considering rejection as an option.

Good luck - whatever you decide.

Take a step back first of all and ask yourself what it might mean if he says “yes”.

I was thinking of waiting til the weekend and coming online when I am full of booze and dutch courage and doing it…

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That is some deep shit right there :mellow: