Personal Issues / Agony Aunt Thread

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She was on the Jack and Jill at the time. First bird I rode bareback. Oh the Lord! :guns:

This is not some Salon worker from Portlaoise we are dealing with here. :rolleyes:

No its worse, she’s from Tipp.

Fucking hell, never mind Cian Foley, it’s Locke that has the mental problems if he banged this beast.

All Tipp women are sluts, apart from Runts bird and one of Mullach Ide’s sisters.

This bird is some sort of freak Locke. The naming of the child thing is extremely weird, step away from this one and think of Ben and Jerry.

Locke,

I can identify with your situation. I have no doubt you are happily married but we are all animals at the end of the day and memories of nasty sex with an ex can bring all sorts of emotions to the surface. :guns: :guns: <_<

If you have drink in you and get within 5 feet of this gameball bitch, you will nail her. Then you’ll get a taste for it and you’ll be back for more and before you know it, every lunchtime you’ll have her crawling around the board room on all fours with your lad in her hand.

Stay off the hooch the night of the party.

This post gives fuel to my theory that every man should be castrated on one side when he gets married. Reproduction can be executed whilst flying on one engine so engine 2 should be shut down to prevent grazing across the fence.

Which is she Locke?

Locke
You have a missus and 3 bambinos; Don’t play with fire, it will not be worth it, don’t contemplate it, cut contact with this burd, and stop posting on TFK about it, our country is too small
That is all

Do her.

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Disappointed with all the sensible advice here so far

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I get it

Wahey. :clap:

A super injunction can easily be obtained if things get out of hand.

http://www.realbollywood.com/news/up_images/winona-ryder3921.jpg

http://b9uk.com/b9/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bangers_and_mash.jpeg?w=300

If I had to choose, the last one

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