Jesus your worse than a bird. I thought it was only chicks went in for these sad mind games.
IMO the whole birds love cunts theory (while valid) only stands up when your trying to pull birds for the one night or setting up a bit on side. I mean would you really want to go out with a bird who let you treat her like a cunt?
Text her to arrange something for the weekend, then don’t text her again for the week. That shows your interested while not being overly keen.
You can’t switch up the strategy half way through by suddenly turning into a prick, she’ll just think you’ve lost interest.
Anyway not being funny but from the way your posting here, I don’t think you can pull off the whole cunt thing.
Take good notice of this advice from Julio CP. He is spot on, if you go down the road your thinking it is going to be more Pam & the 5 sisters stuff for you lad.
But shur, I’ve heard nought from her either? If I get in touch, it could be seen as “needy” or “desparate”. It’s a fine line… I might wait until tonight, then get in touch to see if she has plans for the weekend.
It’s like a game of bloody chess…
I threw out the invitation to do something last weekend, as it turns out , both of us were busy, but it’s the thought that counts…
Send her a text ask her does she want to go to the Cinema this week. Thats a wide open plan and not date specific. If she says no to that your fucked. If she says yes then you could be emptying your ballsack this evening. Either way you’ll know the craic.
Not sure about that Julio mate-how does it progress from the cinema to the bedroom? Very difficult. Text her and ask her if she fancies checking out a nice local restaurant-you are offering her a free meal in a local hotspot that she may have fancied going to for a while and also leaving the date open. If she declines that, then you’re fucked and back to weekends alone with the furious five. If she says yes, go for the meal with plenty of wine and a few drinks afterwards. You need to start stepping up to the plate here cowpat mate and stopping bolloxing around.
He’s done dinner already and shouldnt be off buying her dinner again so soon. Cinema isn’t the best date unless there’s a handy spot to go for a few drinks after, also she may want to get out for a few drinks and not waste Saturday night in the cinema. Ask if she wants to meet up for a drink the weekend or cinema Sunday. And practice the recipe I think CM sent on for a Friday.
I can’t do Sat, but can do Fri or Sun. I’ll be driving, so can’t hit the booze. Though I have hooch stashed in the house, and would lay into it if things went right…
Nothing better than to be sozzled in the sack, you lose feeling from the neck down…
A good walk in the winter sun would do me too, doesn’t have to be nocturnal activity…
cowpat is surely separating the chaff from the wheat here, he has all the gormless yokels in here dancing to his tune, the only unknown is did he plan it or stumble upon it by accident
