Any chance you could secretly video record this occasion as i am beginning to doubt this whole tale :strokechin:
Beginning to doubt? :lol:You were the last one to cop the facehop thing too. But at least that one was amusing.
How’s he doing that?
Rohypnol
I’m shocked that none of you think this is genuine! Thought I suppose most of you would never be in contact with a woman, so would think they don’t exist in real life, and dates are just things you see on the tv…
I believe CP. Good luck mate, play it cool though kid. 
I’ll have to. Damned if I do. Will report back on Monday!
so…
supposed to meet today, but got a call last night at all hours instead, and jumped in the car… no dartage though
Weird one, you were summoned over to hers? Or were you being a taxi? Still meeting tonight?
I was being a taxi but back to casa mia. Not sure about tonight yet. A weird one. I’m being teased!!!
She’s waiting for you to jump her bones CP, probably can’t understand what’s wrong with you that you haven’t done so yet. Take the cow with your horn and be done with it.
I suppose. I’ll soon find out…
Well. Did you sink fagan yet?
no
I know. I know. I know…
haha, I’ll try a few of those this week so… One was camouflaging myself and creeping up on the house at night…
got the red card 
Better off lad, she sounded like a mental cow.