Thought you rode a different bird every 2 weeks minimum :o
Admins, I dont wish to be presumptous but I think we have a case of lying on the internet here…
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Thought you rode a different bird every 2 weeks minimum :o
Admins, I dont wish to be presumptous but I think we have a case of lying on the internet here…
[/quote]On average Kib on average,everyone gets a drought now and then even the married man who foolishly believed he would be getting sex on tap.
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Call on the phone, yeah I’ll call on the phone, I’ll call you on my telephone. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring.
Bandage, is this thread an attempt by you to get a specific poster to admit to a particuarly heinous personal problem? Clearly the thread has been a disaster so far, so why don’t we just try to guess who this poster is and what his / her problem is.
I reckon its Kev - he has Tourettes, but hides it well.
Fitzy, I was actually having a scoot around boards.ie last night reading their soccer board and noticed they had a ‘personal issues’ section and got my inspiration from there. What kind of online community are we if we can’t offer each other a shoulder to lean on?
Particularly during these dark recessionary times bro!
Moderating at its best right there…
Less Buckfast - more porridge/weetabix
Cheers bro.
And I just want to wish you all the best in that ongoing issue with your shit. From personal experience, I know you have a tough (s)log ahead of you and it may very well take a lo(n)g time to resolve itself. I recommend crouching downwards and forward when you’re taking a dump and giving yourself some hard punches in the stomach – this should help in squeezing every last piece out.
:mellow: :lol:
Absolutely.
Tensing and untensing your stomach is also a big help. I wouldn’t recommend punching yourself as the natural frustration you may be experiencing could manifest itself as self harm. I advise taking a book you really enjoy along to each session. That way, instead of thinking of each toilet trip as an ordeal to be endured, you can think of it as a little holiday to reward yourself for being you.
quick to the internet defamatory mobile!
I have several personal issues atm. I’m aware that I am becoming more stupid and my eyesight has deteriorated in recent times. That’s fine. But worst of all, worst of all, (x2 for effect), I think I’m becoming less funny. I’ve spent the last hour or so trying to write a witty poem and it is horse manure. Not only this but it’s very formulaic and follows the same script as the three previous poems I’ve penned. I think you can get away with that three times but four is poor. On top of this cursed lack of inspiration/funniness, I’m incredibly whiny in the poem and I’m boring myself harping on about my boredom and my belief that it’s all a big nothing. Please help.
why are you trying to write a witty poem?
haikus are easy,
but sometimes the dont make sense,
refrigerator
(no its not mine)
Just for the hell of it, Count. I’m bored in work and trying to kill time.
It sounds like the real problem is a lack of support from your friends, such that the fine qualities you believe yourself to possess are no longer being externally validated. Without this recognition self doubt has inevitably crept in the door and has begun to eat away at your self confidence. That’s probably why you’re finding yourself less and less capable of performing sexually. Firstly, you need to demand more of your friends. Stop letting them take you and your wonderful wittiness for granted.
Secondly, remember that the world is what you think it is. If you once more start to believe that people will find you funny and intelligent, they probably will. Rediscover the wonder of you, maybe through a weekend retreat or glassing someone. Once you’ve thrown off this negativity you’ll find that this current slump will be a mine of material for your newfound creativity.
I feel better already. Thanks WTB. Do you want to be friends? Do you think I’m funny?
Tremendous advice.
Remember Clarkey, it is not events themselves that cause us to have negative feelings, it is how we view the events.
The power is within you!
I think you’re great
I would add that you perhaps need to think about how you project yourself to the world around you. For example, as long as I can remember you have had a picture of David Brent as your avatar. Is that how you see yourself? As a depressed jester? Or as some cultures call it, the sad clown?