Personal Issues / Agony Aunt Thread

What a tremendjus thread.

Anyone ever think that they are losing their memory?

Boss asked me where a file was there and I hadn’t a clue what I had done with it, never mind what it looked like or what was in it. In the past I would have had a pretty good memory about things like that.

Also I find at times, I completetly forget what I was talking about literally seconds previously. This generally happens when I am tired but still it’s not good.

Farmer, that last post of yours was suspiciously more like a question than a request/plea for advice. Please use this thread for the purpose intended.

The type of back and forth between Clarkey and WTB was exactly what I hoped this thread would be like, however. :clap:

Why not post up the subject matter of said witty poem and maybe we could give you some ideas to overcome your writing block.

There was a young man called Clarky,
Who found he was getting quiet narky,
Because the poems he wrote,
Were all of the same note,
Tired, unfunny and Sarky.

See I did that just there

You need to lay off the weed.
Lying in your room smoking dope and listening to The Doors is not going to do your short term memory any favours.

Nah, it’s too rubbish to post.

WTB, if I was designing a QWERTY keyboard I would put U and I together.

The Doors.

:rolleyes:

While I enjoy some of their tunes, they are far too famous for this music snob.

Get out WTB, get out while you still can.

He is already clearing a space for you on his bedroom wall.

Sounds like some bad vietnam flick

Maybe you are a huge fan of them but you just can’t remember. Stoner.

:smiley:

Touché.

You’re going the right way about being taken off the wall, mister man.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/40/719959-homergp15_super.gif

I find this happening me more and more of late also. Names of bands and movies that I really enjoy just escape me. Or replying to a text, I totally forget what the original text was about… it’s a worrying development alright…! Having found love yourself recently Farmer, I’m sure this must weigh heavily on you… The note book was a true story bro !

It was worrying me Bandage, that there didn’t seem to be much support for your endearing idea of a personal advice thread, however, Clarkey Cat and WTB’s tender and touching interaction have saved the day.

That said, this thread is now far too gay and some serious insulting needs to happen. Sorry Bandage, thats how it has to be.

Fitzy tell us the story again of how you turned a store in Clonmel into the second biggest department store in the country, all in the space of six weeks…

Dump, you seem to be in denial about your problem. Share - you’ll feel better and you may receive help.

Serious Issue for ye lads.

I just found out I’ve to start work about 20 mins earlier in the morning. Unfortunately I am barely able to get up in time as it is. Any tips on getting out of the bed in the morning?

I’ve tried moving the alarm away from the bed but all I do is get up set the alarm for ten mins later and get back into bed.

In summary I’m a lazy bastard.

Work got hard so I quit.

Simple solution. Quit.

You will then get:

  • Rent Allowance
  • Free doctor
  • Free Dentist
  • €200 a week into your hand
  • Stay in bed as long as you want