Premier League 2021-2022 (the Footix thread)

People look very cut up about the death in the crowd at the Saudis first match.

Nervous Ted Striker GIF by filmeditor

Supporter. Eric Dier showed his officer class in getting the players of the field and the defibrillator onto the field.

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Harry Kane putting himself in the shop
Window here.

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I think yer man is remotely co-ordinating a bombing in Yemen via his phone in the second picture.

Steve Bruce could be getting his hand chopped off at full time here

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Max Schreck on here for Newcastle.

Heā€™ll be ok. 9 million pay off will soften the blow

Be hilarious if Newcastle were relegated.

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Sent off after 20 minutes.

Sky put together the most corporate drone panel they could assemble for today, the sort of lads who have no problem acting the doormat for despots. Iā€™m not sure whether that was to launder the reputation of the Saudis, or to protect Gary Neville, Jamie Carragher and Roy Keane from ruining any credibility they have by being forced to fellate the Saudis.

Probably a bit of both.

I expect Sky will be keeping Neville away from Newcastle matches for a considerable length of time.

Iā€™d love it

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Youā€™d have to say this yearā€™s rainbow laces campaign will be somewhat diluted too

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Who was on the panel ? Dick clerkin, Stephen Kelly and Jamie heaslip

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John Bruton, Stephen Collins, Ruth Dudley Edwards.

Michael lyster chairing Cyril Farrell Tomas mulcahy Henry shefflin and Jamie redknapp

Jim Nantz fellating Hootie Johnson and the leading amatuh in the Butler Cabin.

Jim Nantz fellating the sponsorā€™s representative after a US PGA tour event.

Jim Nantz fellating some scummy owner of an NFL team and their family and telling them what ā€œgreat peopleā€ they are after a Conference Championship final.

Jim Nantz fellating ā€œour troopsā€.

The Saudis at Newcastle will be Sky Sportsā€™ version of ā€œour troopsā€.

Should dovetail nicely with the upcoming poppy season too.