We’re off the back of how many months in lockdown? Have lads not trained the missus on how to cut hair? Going to a barbers in this day and age is mug’s game.
I bought decent clippers, and told her to have at it. First cut was ropey, but I wasn’t leaving the house anyway. Second cut was less-so. Third cut was perfect.
It’ll enhance your relationship in ways you never thought possible. Remember, praise praise praise. Even if she makes a cunt of you, tell her she’s a mighty woman and she did a top-job.