I go to some Romanians on an industrial estate in Blanchardstown. They don’t enforce masks
Something along the lines of “David Burke would hit a ball in a phone box, he’s that good.”
Let no-one say you’re not utterly committed to OIUTF
Tell them I send my regards and I’ll be on to them in due course regarding the remaining funds that need to be transferred…
I could chew on my fringe at one stage in my early career.
Greg Giraldo had a funny stand-up piece back in the day on the Bird Flu pandemic. He said the Bird Flu had made it to Romania, but it hadn’t affected any Romanian people. The virus obviously hadn’t figured out how to penetrate shitty cologne and polyester sweat suits.
Was that because you had long hair, or a massive underbite?
Well I actually go cos they are cheap and very good. I’m a skin-fade merchant lately but it needs to be kept fresh otherwise the effect is ruined. So I go to these lads.
But they don’t enforce masks. And that’s a big plus.
Townies
I’m a 4 all over. Head and beard.
You’d need to be going every 2 or 3 weeks to keep the fade looking fresh.
They take the caveman look off my beard too. Top, top fellas
I’m clean shaven here now… She’ll do my head after her tea break.
Be sure and put on a scarf, you could catch your death
I’m thinking around the start of December, maybe late November. Time enough
That cut in July has me covered for a good while yet anyway.
Sorry but I might not have been paying enough attention - what does OIUTF mean?
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