Rats - A thread about Cats

[carryharry]

And that would continue with a cat or dog on your plot of ground.

[Achtungbaby]

So you’d then be left with a cannibalistic king rat bossing the back garden? Fuck that

[flattythehurdler]

He’d be sitting on your sofa with the telly remote

[backinatracksuit]

And riding his wife

[flattythehurdler]

I dont know which would be worse.

[Cicero_Dandi]

Rats get whacked!!

[Copper_pipe]

Is that Chaz Adam I see in your avatar?

[LionelRitchie]

@Phil_Leotardo

Woodies would surely have them? How does that work?

I don’t want dead rats decaying under the shed. I want them off the premises dead or alive

Update please

[flattythehurdler]

King rat is watching love Island with @Phil_Leotardo on a leash.

[Phil_Leotardo]

We have a new lodger. A cat.

Problem solved.

Well he is not our cat but we feed him so he hangs about most of the day. The bird feeder has been binned. All looks quiet and peaceful down shed way currently. If the fuckers come back and avoid Felix, then other methods will be enforced.

[Bod95]

Job is oxo now one of our pet moggies killed a rat last year out the back unlike what they do with a mouse and tease it for a while he just pinned it flipped and sin e! Normally they crush their wind pipe

[TheBird]

@Phil_Leotardo

…maining seeds that are on the ground. They quickly dash back under shed after about 30 seconds. I would have to assume they are living under my shed rather than my garden being part of a daily stop off.Any advice? Just get some traps?The shame of a rentokil van pulling up outside your gaff. Fuck that

Do you know anyone who could give you the loan of an air rifle. Or if you’re out the country, a shotgun?

[Julio_Geordio]

@TheBird

Do you know anyone who could give you the loan of an air rifle. Or if you’re out the country, a shotgun?

He’d want to give it a few weeks, to make sure the rats are gone, before he shoots the cat.

[TheBird]

The shotgun cures all ills.

[habanerocat]

@Phil_Leotardo

We have a new lodger. A cat.

Problem solved.

Well he is not our cat but we feed him so he hangs about most of the day. The bird feeder has been binned. All looks quiet and peaceful down shed way currently. If the fuckers come back and avoid Felix, then other methods will be enforced.

One thing is for sure, rats will not leave of their own accord.

[StoneCold]

Bastarding swallows trying to nest in the front porch. Any tips on preventative measures which may be taken without resorting to placing netting on the walls?

[Breaking_my_balls]

You’re fucked. I’d be putting the house up for sale on Monday morning.

[Corksfinedtboy]

Hose daily, morning and evening,keep it wettish stops the whures putting mud up

[Juhniallio]

@StoneCold

Bastarding swallows trying to nest in the front porch. Any tips on preventative measures which may be taken without resorting to placing netting on the walls?

More than one? Then its summer mate.

[gilgamboa]

@StoneCold

Bastarding swallows trying to nest in the front porch. Any tips on preventative measures which may be taken without resorting to placing netting on the walls?

Dont let them take hold anyway or they will be back forever more. An absolute fucking dose…

People told us hang CDs and stuff near nest and the reflection spooks them and they wont nest. Bullshit