I laughed my hole off.
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I give it a little kick now ever since
I wouldnāt know.
The missus can do the bins for the next couple of weeksā¦
Fuck that, Iād be doing bins alright but at a new property. Gone.
Rotten things
One should always keep ones bins clean. Everything is bagged nowadays, apart from recycling, which is generally dry waste. Your organic bin should also be bagged, and cleaned regularly too. Its a no brainer. Give them nothing to come in around the place for.
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We had one months and months back. Wily old fucker took ages to trap. Finally thought done of em, make my skin crawl so they do.
Few months later, can hear the fucking scratching. Right, done with this shit. Time.to buy a terrier.
No sign of a rat since. He may be lurking but Iāve the right the bouncer on the door for him.
I donāt get the fear of rats and mice.
When I was working for a multinational our offices were being renovated so they put us in a portacabin out the back. One of the lads saw a mouse scurrying across the gap between desks and did the whole jumping up on the desk, screaming and doing the hand waving thing.
Youāre not afraid of rats?
Iām not, no.
Would you be fearful of a rat?
No, Iād deal with one if it was around the place. Anytime I saw a rat they were busy in the process of fucking off as fast as they could.
If one jumped out the bin at me Iām sure iād get a fright, but if anything jumped out the bin at you, youād see your arse.
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Interesting insight.
Iād give it the respect it deserved or didnāt.
In saying that my missus got hysterical one night about a spider in the kitchen and called me in. I got the paper ready to scoop it up and put it out, ready for the usual average house spider.
the cunt was huge. I gave it a bit too much respect. He ran towards me and he was that big you could hear the clicking on the tiles.
Strategy changed, unfortunately he got the sole of a boot
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You canāt be going around stamping on spiders like that ffs. Spiders are harmless.
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The big man stamping on a spider. He ran away to Kerry when the COVID broke out.
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Interestingly enough, in places like Chicago they see it as an opportunity to cull a good bit of the population as rats become bolder in looking for more food sources.
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Sure didnāt you run off to Eastern Europe during a recession. If you arenāt moving youāre standing still
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