Yeah, that one was spotted jumping out from under the car as my sister was booting it going down a hill about three miles from home. She finally found her way home
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If you forget to feed our one in the morning (sheās left outside to her own devices for the night) sheāll have a bird or rodent of some sort on the doorstep by 10.
Your aul ladās kitten is probably scoping around local houses to develop a handy food network. He might end up having 5 houses to call round to on his daily jaunt when he has it all finalised.
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I grow up in a house with them and have had them in our house the last 20 years, easy out compared to dogs zero minding and youāll never have a mouse in the house, go on holidays and get a friend to come in feed them in the morning and come back in the evening and let them back in.
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Is the cat catholic or Protestant?
CATholic, obviously
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Sheāll come back with a belly full of kittens if sheās not neutered
Sheās notā¦she is booked in though.
Its a strange one. Any time she got out shed go no more than a few yards and then bolt back to the house. There isnāt a neighbour within half a mile
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Sheāll be heading south, no doubt.
Crafty vermin
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Justin Ratlin
I thought of Paula Ratcliffe too but too late
Thatās actually quite a clean looking country rat on the roof.
A cat has started sneaking into our house and rather than throwing him out, the missus has fallen in love with the fucker. Now sheās wondering if we can keep him. He seems very tame to be stray but he has no collar or no obvious owner. Donāt know what to do. I donāt mind keeping him (well I do, but I suppose I want to see the missus happy more) but I donāt want to inadvertently steal some fuckerās cat
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Cats will do what they like. So long as you donāt lock it up Iād say youāre grand.
But what about all the holidays ye go on?
I donāt know. Iād have to leave food out for the cunt or something
Fire up a picture of the cat there.
You could have phrased that differently
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