No. In fact he is back on Monday all for the one fee. Great bit of business imo.
I am a moderate Unionist anyway Runt did you not know.
No. In fact he is back on Monday all for the one fee. Great bit of business imo.
I am a moderate Unionist anyway Runt did you not know.
These guys are back. They appear to have a nest under my neighbours decking and have dug a hole under wall between my garden and hers. I put down some poison some of which is gone. Most disturbingly the poison they took was near my shed so I am fearful some are in there.
Rat wars 2- Revenge of the rats!! :guns:
Ah lovely!
You gonna get your hands dirty this time Larry, or call in a swat team again?
I have put poison out. Guy in my local hardware store reckons rats are hoarding it and once they eat it theyâll be dead within 48 hours.
If they are not gone soon the swat team will be called in. I started negotiations with neighbour on this regard as Iâd like her to contribute to cost. Despite her panicked mood she urged me to wait a bit. She is off for a nap as she needs to calm down. Iâm thinking weâd all be a lot calmer if experts were called in.
Poison is futile Larry. Rats get bats.
Please elaborate totti
This is awful news for Larry but great news for the forum.
You need to crack skulls Larry.
Tool up Larry, you have some time off, devote it to dealing with this vermin.
+1, he needs to give his neighbour a few thumps
Put up âNo Trespassingâ signs.
Larry, are Ulster rats bigger that free state rats or are they a much of a muchness?
I bet theyâre far more stubbourn and ignorant.
Like the croppy rats?
Larry crush up the poison before laying it out. That way the rats cant store it up. Otherwise one rat could cost you a full bucket of storm and not die for weeks.
Good point rintintin and something I hadnât thought of. Thanks. I left my house for a couple of hours there and they have taken five or six poison tablets. No sign of them at present. Under neigbours deck most probably.
Hope to fook it stays dry as if it gets wet it destroys the poison.
Just another point Larry . Always put the poison in a bit of pipe about 2 inch diameter and 2 foot long . Stops the poison getting wet. The rats are more inclined to take it from there and you eliminate the chances of having dead cats and dogs on your back lawn should any wander in.
The âexpertâ will probably just lay a few traps and bit of poison. Fuck all good to you. You want instant results you need to hire a man with a ferrit. Heâll sort that out for you in a couple of hours plus youâll have bodies on your hands to prove it.
You can record the ensuing chaos for our enjoyment aswell. Maybe charge a few of the neighbours for a live show aswell to recoup some costs