He doesn’t know whether he’s coming or going.
I had a cheese burger from Burger king today. T’was decent
I’m just after ordering a large Dominos there.
Going to lash back 2 litres of Coke with it.
cc @snowflakes
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Fuscos for lunch and dominos for dinner.
Enjoy that mate, I assume you’re already 25 stone (or bulimic) so it’s hardly worth worrying about now.
That’s a fucking scary days eating,
Fuscos for lunch and dominos for dinner.
Tis,
But you could live a clean life and get a belt of a bus in the morning crossing the road.
*the dominos order was a ball hop mate.
The meat was savage. My desires are sated
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Post up the finished article, pal.
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Fat cunt.
Would you not find it hard to sleep after that much coke?
The prawns 
The tuna was off the hook, kid… the last dish was Iberian pork slow cooked for 12 hours or something, fucking melted in my mouth. Had a white chocolate and mango mouse with yogurt ice cream for pudding.
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This deserves 47 likes
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Never miss a whoppertunity.
40 quids is not too bad for a lump of meat that size
You must be as big as a house
Sorry. Every bit of it is gone. Bobby is gnawing on the ribs now.
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How many did you feed out of that?