Hop out of the bed and there it is next to the pine wardrobe.
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But he’s burnt the shit out of the sausages.
WOW. Lovely plate of food, very well presented. You’re the only man here that can cook eggs proper.
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I know how to cook an egg alright, best fella on here by a country mile
That’s a lovely looking bit of grub.
them sausages cost £1.20 would you believe that?
To be honest all I saw was the eggs. Probably the best eggs iv seen on the Internet. I’d like to see that sneery prick @Mac cook an egg and have it looking as good as that.
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When was the last time you posted up anything you cooked buddy? All talk and full of bluster as usual.
I’m some man to throw together a few eggs alight, unreal even if I say so myself, I’d love to cook and egg for you some day
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I haven’t cooked anything for a week you asshole. Anyway the answer is probably about a week ago.
Wanker.
Chip pan chips?
Are you back in hospital kid?
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Oh yes. I only cook chips in the deep fat fryer.
Lucky cunt, it’s barred in my gaff.
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I can’t see the pic in your post history. Give it a bump there for us to compliment you.
Some day, if the fates conspire, Tasotti will cook eggs for his internet mate. Wouldn’t that be something.
They can share the eggs after they’ve spit roasted Ireland’s finest hooker
They’d never give you a meal like that in a hospital. They’d be too busy trying to a salad or a bit of boiled chicken off on you