Just rustled up some perfectly cooked poached eggs there for lunch. I’m on my holidays until the second week of January you see. That drives some lads here spare.
Sow it in to them, they are only jealous.
I worked hard all year for this downtime, I won’t allow a few begrudgers to ruin it for me.
Fucking hell those eggs like mighty. How did you get them into such a globular shape, kid?
Its fascinating to watch
It’s very very very strange behaviour
those eggs look lovely, and they will drive a few lads demented which is always a bonus
That fat little Greek fella in Scotty’s couldn’t even bate those eggs mate, top class.
I’d say eggs are the easiest likes won on TFK
I’m glad to be the man that gave that the magical 10
ok mate, what were you hoping for here? people to be impressed by an uncooked stew?
They’ll be a follow up, pal!
…do you know what colour an omelette is supposed to be?
Maybe you should have tried less than 4 minutes …
That’s an omelette mate, it’s obvious your cooking lessons haven’t reached the egg section yet
My bad mate, omelettes are apparently supposed to be black and brown, not yellow. Carry on.
You disgust me, look at the state of that. You can see the snotty rawness of the egg enveloping the hard uncooked tomato. Clueless peasant.
That’s cheese mate