Bend over and I’ll show ya! 
It must be the sun - and the fact that I’m starving myself with tiny portions.
That’s on the small side for a starter, I hope your main was more substantial.
What sort of pants are they? Are they a beige khakis type thing?
3/4 trousers, no socks, slip on’s with tassles
Some of the chaps are very precious when it comes to their cooking.
I fully agree with that statement
That is very true, but the forum responds better to that preciousness. For example, I got 1 more ‘like’ for a snide retort to @Tassotti than I did for my perfectly sized main course portion post.
The wives and girlfriends are doing the cooking and the lads are letting on to be experts. Most of these cunts couldn’t boil an egg.
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thats for sure, and when it comes to eggs, its fair to say I am the go to guy on TFK
Just ordered an Indian for my life partner and I. Should arrive just as the Eurovision starts. Went for the mixed kebab and the house special lamb curry.
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You have a great way about you with eggs.
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A few cans to wash it down?
most of these idiots can’t even fry an egg proper
Sparkling water. I barely drink these days.
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that’s not great for your stomach
You are by far the best man on the internet for eggs. If I owned the last egg on the planet I’d be pm’ing you.
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Fucksake that’s pathetic.
it would be a pleasure to cook that egg for you