The weirdo who who made snail porridge and lickable wall paper, that’s where you get your advice?
You know nothing.
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No.
Spices before the onion? Interesting…
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@ChocolateMice is on the ball here.
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That’s not my house.
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Give it a lash, pal.
Could be a game changer
No it’s the council’s
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Or the slut he’s knocking has found a new Dad for the bastard children. I’ve seen it time and time again with some lads. The single mother will ride anyone or anything for a bit of attention and a break away from the kids. I just hope she declares @Smark as resident there whenever she moves him in.
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You are a bad minded nasty bastard. That’s a very childish post. I’m reporting it as it’s outside the boundaries of what the tools who moderate this place now demand.
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You only got 1 prawn 
She skanked you pal.
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Running to the mods, again !!!
Rattled as fuck.
Nice worktop pal. What’s for dinner?
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Puff pastry ring. Pesto, prosciutto, tomatoes, feta and mozzarella
Presentation average
Tastes good
Prawn risotto tonight. Unreal.
You didn’t get that recipe from the healthy recipes for kids book just in shot. 
A fella would want to be right careful around here! Nothing is missed
No I didnt. Wasn’t much unhealthy in it barring the pastry I suppose. Kids demolished it anyways.
Decent feed last night, lentil dahl, saag aloo, and chickpea curry with rice and peas. Plenty of chopped red chillies and coriander and a squeeze of lime to garnish. Maple and brandy roasted peaches and icecream to finish.