a big sweaty cyril lyons head up on ya and your arse burning from it panting away
Id say renton could barely handle a proper karahi gosht
I’ve been to India you leper…There are also plenty of authentic Indian restaurants in Ireland these days, but you’d be too busy shooting up to notice.
Watered down with coconut milk you pillock. Come over here and come back to me when you ate a mixed vegitable achar
Over where? What part of India are you in?
Sampling a bottle of Harry Weston cider here. Nice tack i must say. Seriously strong. 8.2%. The english do cider good and proper i must say. Having been brought up on that bulmers muck with a kilo of sugar in every can. It is a refreshing experience. Only 1.50 on morrisons at the moment
8.2% seriously strong 
Lol from the lad afraid to ride a whore :D:D
o_O:confused::rolleyes:
I see i dispached those two cunts with ease
how’s the curry going down tas? you’re a long way from nagles in kilfenora tonight
T-10
Stella Artois is a drink to be avoided. Cans of it anyway.
Back to the grub. Had a wonderful starter. Cod marinated in indian spice and then deep fried. Macchli Masala its called. The a main consisting of a monkfish curry, garlic naan and rice. The quality of the ingredients was outstanding. I had about 15 pints during the course of the evening and unusually i am feeling it today.
Sounds like a fantastic night tas, I presume the toxic mixture of Masala and Stella meant that the brazzers were out of the question ?
No whores. I hope the walls of the hotel are thick. Absolutely disgusting violent farts since 5am
Open the window tas, I once read one of those Darwin Award winners produced so much methane in his farts that he poisened himself, if you drifted back asleep you might never wake up…
Going for a prawn paratha starter tonight balti chicken chilli main. Picked up a cream strawberry sundae in morrisons for dessert when i was getting a few cans. Theres fair ateing in them. The proferole one actually bate me last week
Bowl of fruit oats greek yogurt and nuts honey and for breakfast, swiftly followed by toasted brown bread topped with half an avocado, two sausages, 4 chilli eggs, and cheese. Big cup of espresso to wash it down while reading the papers now.
What’s a chili egg, glas?