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It also makes us smell, pal. No wonder the Thai wans do be hounding lads into the shower before they do the business…the poor women must wretch when in the company of the Irish roasters who stop off there on the way to Sydney for a year.

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I’m not disputing that there may not be huge benefits to consuming dairy. Your claims that “everyone in Ireland are (sic)… sick all the time” as a result of drinking milk and that we’re not equipped to digest milk are incorrect. Most of us are perfectly capable of digesting milk and don’t produce massive amounts of excess mucous. A tiny minority maybe.

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I had her up to 280 and there was more in her.

Not alone are you dismissing my oven, you bastard, having never even seen her, you are also dismissing the calibration device I use to test her.
My oven is better than yours, it’s bigger, has more functions including a fan grill which grills to 308 Celsius and a superb self cleaning mode. It is a lovely stainless steel finish.
You’re going to have to deal with this.

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hon HBV, you fucking learned him there, learned him good and proper, he just cannot accept the fact you have a better oven

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What are you using to test her, do you put your hand in and see how long it takes to burn?

Post of the day :clap:

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A can of bud, bud.

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I’m going to cook this on Saturday to prove this gimp wrong

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You need a break.

Make sure you use Bud and not Carling…

I lolled at it myself. Lolled good and proper, so I did.

i could get 275 out of my one, fan assisted

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Do I fuck - this thread is a mine of lolz.

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Could you get an oven chipped to get more out of her?

It’s killing you isent it. Lol

If you wrapped your oven in tin foil you’d top 300 no problem, pal.

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It’s killing him.
He’s a bit of a dim cunt obviously but I think he’s actually a harmless enough drivel too.

Really hope we don’t let the ovens come between us.

Oh lovely, a grammar Nazi…
We’ll have to agree to disagree, but the food industry does a great job (especially in the US) telling us how good milk is for us and our kids. It’s not,for a variety of nutritional and disease related reasons, but fermented dairy products like yogurt and cheese are.

He has oven envy… No known cure for it I’m afraid. I suspect he will take it out on the wife later. Probably ram her with a can of Miller light… You’ve gone and sent him over the edge, pal. You need to turn down the heat here or it will end in flames.

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I couldn’t give a rats ass about ovens mate, as most of the time I am cooking outdoors on my top of the line gas grill that gets to 350C if I need it. If you think there is any difference between different brands of mid level electric ovens that are all made in the same factory in China you are delusional.