Ridiculous First Names - Male and Female

No they used to be the Fritzels. Francis Fritzel.

Baumgartner?
Cisco?

Baumgartner is a fucking cool name

Brian O’Brien. Now theres a fucking name

Unless your first name is Randy, like the US political figure. Particularly when most Americans pronounce it Randy Bumgardener, without any sense of irony.

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In addition, I’m glad to say that I’ve read through this thread and only one of my children’s names appears on it.

The poster responsible will be hunted down and shot.

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I was chatting up a bird years ago. Was going quite well until she told me her name was Gobnait. Got my gob outta there

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As opposed to getting your gob-in-it?

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You were right to get out of there. Any girl that tells you their is Gobnait and not deborah is fucling Gobshite.

Anyway your man that does the travel on The Right Hook has a god awful name Moncon. Who would inflict that name on a child.

I know both a Brien O’Brien and Donald McDonald

Wasnt there a Brien OBrien on the Irish Rugby management team at one stage?

Ive also met a Patrick Fitzpatrick and Gerald Fitzgerald.
Jesus I hope they never got together and decided to have double barrelled named

I’ve never seen or heard that name before. However do you pronounce it?

I think you’re right about the rugby guy.

It’s an odd attitude from some parents!

Which one Horsebox?

Schweinsteiger now theres a fucking name

Gobnait

Pronounced Gubnit and no offence to anyone but I would fucking murder my parents if I was female and they inflicted that on me

Gobnait is the Irish for Deborah…

Ever listened to Frank Kelly’s satirical version of the 12 days of Christmas?

Can’t say I have, bud.