Ryanair


#541

Choose a bag for Adult 1 and not Adult 2.


#542

@habanerocat has spent nearly 24 hours on this flight booking escapade. He’ll prove us all wrong eventually.


#543

Here, either sort yourself out or just go to a travel agent like they used to in the 1980s.

Chances are if you’re this clueless you’ll just spend your entire time abroad in the first Irish bar that you can find.


#544

He’s on Rianair.com


#545

I assume that your long winded way of saying I was right about there not being a Ryanair shopping cart?


#546

The most fatal flight in TFK history.


#547

You assume incorrectly. I was saying that you’re an idiot incapable of doing something quite simple.

@chocolatemice this popped into my inbox a few minutes after doing that trial search. it’s a sign.


#548

:rofl:


#549

I assume that’s your long winded way of trying to change the subject?


#550

You know there’s ferries that you can use as well?

Or just head down to a fishing village and hitch a lift on a trawler.


#551

I rest my case.


#552

Some Munster fan should be able to advise him.


#553

Pay for priority and book the bags in, you tight old git.


#554

How can they call it priority when they sell it to most of the passengers.


#555

That’s the genius of it.


#556

I always laugh at mick the muldoon when they call priority boarding on ryanair and aerlingus flights, about 70% of the people waiting jump up and start queuing :joy:


#557

And there’s a big line of them queuing up and then some auld bird marches up to the top thinking she’s the first one and suddenly realises she has to go to the back of the queue.


#558

You must have an awful hard time keeping your hands off yourself


#559

But not your cabin baggage,


#560