Ryanair

[Mac]

He’s too busy fighting the teacher loving athiests

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

@Mac

Flying Ryanair for the first time in about 18 months tomorrow. I see the crafty feckers have followed the Aer Lingus model of ‘allowing you’ to check in up to 14 days in advance, once you’re willing to pay for your seat. An awful cod job that will no doubt catch many people out. They used to allow check-in up to 30 days in advance for free. Mrs Mac and I will now have to sit in separate seats in rows 3 and 4 as a result. We’ll be off the plane quicker than the mugs who’ve paid 12 euro for a seat to sit in the middle of the plane.

A little known fact - with Aer Lingus, if you wait and check in at the self service kiosks you’ll likely get a seat at the front of the plane for free. It’ll give you one to the back but you can change it to one closer to the front for free. If you tried to do this through the online check-in then they’ll try charge you 15 quid or something. Again, you’ll be in the terminal building before the poor fecker in row 15 has had a chance to get his bag down.

fuckin hell

[balbec]

You are some man.

[balbec]

Those rental tenements don’t pay for themselves.

[Tassotti]

Passenger films Ryanair 'flight from hell' as festivalgoer vomits behind him

[Lazarus]

O Leary sent a lovely video to staff telling them they have 500 more pilots and 400 more cabin crew than they need. In other words they are struggling

[Mac]

He’s taken a 50% paycut and there’s 1500 jobs at risk. I’m sure he’ll find someone else to blame it on though

[Lazarus]

Nobody fucks with The Master of Closutton

[Horsebox]

@Mac

He’s taken a 50% paycut and there’s 1500 jobs at risk. I’m sure he’ll find someone else to blame it on though

Some vulture fund backed against Ryanair a few months ago and they’ve been sliding down a shit slope ever since.

[TreatyStones]

@Lazarus

O Leary sent a lovely video to staff telling them they have 500 more pilots and 400 more cabin crew than they need. In other words they are struggling

Yikes, are they not still making massive profits ?

[Julio_Geordio]

@Lazarus

O Leary sent a lovely video to staff telling them they have 500 more pilots and 400 more cabin crew than they need. In other words they are struggling

Wasn’t there a shortage of pilots all over the world there only a few months ago

[Tassotti]

They are running out of planes, the issues with the Boeing 737 is having a savage effect

[Fagan_ODowd]

Michael O’Leary should be running the country.

[myboyblue]

A great man.

[Lazarus]

He would make a fine tanaiste for Brian Cody

[tallback]

@TreatyStones

@Lazarus

O Leary sent a lovely video to staff telling them they have 500 more pilots and 400 more cabin crew than they need. In other words they are struggling

Yikes, are they not still making massive profits ?

They are - off the top of my head they’re on track for about €800-900 million this year.

I’d say this does a couple of things for O’Leary, firstly if they have reduced capacity it protects those profits as much as possible. Secondly, it’s a shot fired at some of the unions who recently submitted more pay claims etc. Much harder to argue for additional pay if fellow-workers are getting laid off. Thirdly, it puts pressure on Brit gov in relation to Brexit and impact of no-deal

[Fagan_ODowd]

https://www.google.ie/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/ryanair-passenger-injured-after-being-18858951.amp

[Ambrose_McNulty]

That lad badly wants a belt of a batton down the head.

[anon26343222]

Flight delayed by a few hours, I’m after Fucking some Spanish ryanair wan out of it. Put up limited details on the board and saying scheduled beside the flight. (no gate number) I was running around the airport like a blue arse fly. I later found out I wasn’t alone. There is some tapped clare woman still marching up and down the terminal freaking out. I told her it’s delayed and she wanted to check my ticket to see if we were on the same flight. That’s when I knew to disengage with this loon.

[PhattPike]

12 hours after intended departure and Ryanair are still frantically ringing around looking for an auld mechanic to look under the hood of the plane. To be fair, there are worse airports to be stuck in than Schiphol. I would say we are all hoping for some white smoke soon, but I’m not sure that’s the best metaphor to use in the circumstances.