Gobshite…You’re 20k “winkiis, coughs, huh’s and clappy handies” have found you out…Even the newbies have copped on to you…Is there a “vomit” clappy that I could append? Bando…an appropriate smiley…
we will be a republic before your shitty little country is you gormless fuck
Being disgusted by lads on a 2 day drinking bender.
was driving home last week & they were playing goldies but oldies on the radio, the 1st song they played was insomnia
Goodfellas is 25 years old this year 
Overheard a lad on the train last night who was doing the same course I did in college. Asked him who his lecturers were. Every single one of them was different to my own. Made me feel proper old.
You spoke to a stranger on public transport?
weirdo
I’m kind of a big deal - I assumed he knew of me.
Scoring with haunty young ones in Arthurs Quay park after school, great days.
Are you still doing it?
I think @The Most Infamous has some grave questions to answer here. I suggest we hold off on contacting the authorities just yet.
You did yeah.
About 15 years ago, great times.
The young lads guitar teacher overheard during the last lesson saying that “teenage dirtbag” was a great song from when he was a kid.
And has now signed with Sporting Lisbon at the age of 22, with a buyout clause of 60M
Talking to the minor team at training and referencing Johnny Pilkington and not one of them knowing who I was talking about.
I can beat that, I was passing a school primary school soccer team recently off to a blitz thingy in Mayfield, I was chatting and trying to get them to guess which famous player was fromMayfield. I got sick of the clues and was faced with blank faces when I revealed it was Roy Keane, a few ManU fans in there an all.
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