a safe pair of hands? the man has never succeeded in any of his portfolios.
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Heās never had a job. Has failed at every political position given and he most likely wears white yfronts with pee stains on them.
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you can see why bru is a fanboy
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You wouldnāt mind if he had moxy, or a bit if manliness about him. But heās cold and slithery and probably couldnāt do ten pushupsā¦ But thatās the new age non threatening man wanted by lefty headbangers. A cuckold .
If you looked at his non-political CV, you wouldnāt put him in charge of a deli.
Thankfully itās all been success as a politician
From the lad being terrorised by a few children 
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Imagine him filling your breakfast roll? Jesus Christ
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I can do 55 pushups in one go.
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Heād promise you thereād be puddings tomorrow. And then heād promise it again the day after
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Heād work day and night, night and day to ensure they were there
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Then heād tell you itās a disgrace that they werenāt there
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Easy done when your belly is resting on the ground.
I think FGās polling upsurge is basically down to Siās relentless Insta game & how heās been up & down & over & back all throughout Ireland since he took over. Turning up at all these bogger shows/fairs, awards, sporting & cultural events & other assorted bits & pieces, & randomly turning up in provincial towns for walks through the main streets, handshaking sessions before speeding onto the next kip. Heās definitely āenergisedā centrist Dads like @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy & impressed the Nualas & Marys. āMy goodness - he never stopsā. This was happening all summer since he got the job & while the day to day DĆ”il scene was on hiatus. He effectively had the pitch to himself & it was all soft publicity, even though thereās no substance to him. Iām sensing his honeymoon period might have ended now though - itāll be interesting to see what election date he goes for.
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Siās huge bounce in the polls is just because of sfs huge drop. Which in itself is fairly inexplicable since most of the issues and policy promises are the exact same as when they were riding high in the polls.
Itās the political equivalent of 2 million people trying pay 500 quid a pop for oasis tickets when noel and Liam Gallagher have been separately touring playing the exact same songs for years and there was no big hoo ha about it. see also the rise and fall of anxiety around covid and restrictions, vaccines etc. Weāre incredible people for a what way is the wind blowing bandwagon.
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so is harris by those pesky scoliosis kids
The SF IRA lads are seething at the FG resurgence.
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SI is where MLM was four years ago- the darling leader.
He is a massive improvement on varadkar which tells all about our previous leader
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Iām like a bishop in a 1950s all Ireland hurling final throwing in the ball before all hell breaks loose.
This reminds me of the Scrap Charlie sketch where PJ Mara relentlessly drags Haughey around Ireland on the chicken and chips circuit to press the flesh of the little people. To places like sunny Tubbercurry sur Mer.
āMaoās long march in the land of the Chinese people? My long march in the land of the Chinese take away.ā
Simon Harris I think has perversely benefitted from everybodyās first impression of him being that he is an Irish equivalent of the Harry Enfield āTory Boyā character. Any further impression you make after that canāt really be any worse, only better.
People assumed he was Lord Snooty of Blackrock. Then they found out he didnāt come from Blackrock, but from Greystones. A small win in terms of impression.
Then they found out he didnāt go to a fee paying school. A bigger win in terms of impression.
Then they found out he did French and Leisure Management or whatever he did, in DIT Aungier Street, and dropped out after a year. Another small win. Heās now becoming Mammyās Mixed Up Son.
But by far the biggest impression improver he made was during the abortion referendum. He took off his cheap, ill fitting blazer, rolled up his shirt sleeves, tousled his hair and became a Warrior For Women. He became The Listener. He became Beto OāRourke. He became āMr. I Careā.
That was a very smart move and Mammy and her daughters havenāt forgotten it.
Heās now attending Munster hurling championship matches and Iāve no doubt heāll turn up at the Little All-Ireland. Thatās a smart move too.
We were all wrong about him. Until weāre proven right, which will inevitably happen.
Nobody really knows what scoliosis is so nobody cares. Until a scoliosis parent makes a heart rending appearance on Katie Hannon Live some dark night late November and it gets TRACTION, without most people having seen it.
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