Sleep - a thread to document your sleeping habits

[anon78624367]

have you a sweaty head?

[mickee321]

@backinatracksuit

I’m the same, it used to piss me off but now I get up shortly after six every morning, workday or not.
What’s this sleep mask thingy about?

+1
bed every night around 00:45 up again never later than 06:40

[mickee321]

i can never understand fellas who are in the bed at 10
sher you only start getting a bit of peace around then
i know a lad who is an aircraft mechanic who does a 0500-1700 rotation 2 days / nights 4 off allright so id say he’d need the head down before 21-30 allright but if ure doing a regular 5 day i couldnt see how ud need to be in the bed later than midnight

[mickee321]

@Watch_The_Break

@KinvarasPassion

I’ve been drunk for the past 2 months so pal, very drunk.

My brother has two kids under 3 and looks like he has aged about a decade in that time. The kind of sleep they recommend is pretty much impossible with young children.

ah you’re body just adapts after a bit

[KinvarasPassion]

@Brimmer_Bradley

Would you ever have an auld sneaky snooze at work in the early or mid afternoon

Funny you should say that, I grabbed 20 mins there on the couch until I was rudely awakened by a cunt of a Skype notification

[mikehunt]

Some people need more sleep than others. Some are night owls, others are morning people. My father in law swears by getting up every day at 7 and sneers at my townie habit of sloping up around 9 or 10 at the weekend. However, whenever he sits down he falls asleep no matter how uncomfortable the chair, he doesn’t get enough sleep but denies it. My 2 year old has somewhat reduced my lie-ins but he takes after me and is never awake before 8 at the weekends.

[KinvarasPassion]

@mikehunt

my townie habit of sloping up around 9 or 10 at the weekend

You’re dead to me Mike

[anon61956325]

There’s something wrong with anyone who can sleep passed 9am…

[mikehunt]

Morning kiddo

[Horsebox]

Getting fuck all sleep the last 2 weeks with the hate.

[Copper_pipe]

@Horsebox

Getting fuck all sleep the last 2 weeks with the hate.

Fuck the haters

[Julio_Geordio]

@Horsebox

Getting fuck all sleep the last 2 weeks with the hate.

Sleeping with the windows open, only to be woken by a bin lorry at 6 every fucking morning. There’s too many bin companies picking up on too many different days. #parklife

[myboyblue]

[Horsebox]

@Julio_Geordio

@Horsebox

Getting fuck all sleep the last 2 weeks with the hate.

Sleeping with the windows open, only to be woken by a bin lorry at 6 every fucking morning. There’s too many bin companies picking up on too many different days. #parklife

Tis a few degrees cooler in the capital this evening so I’m very hopeful/desperate for a daycent kip tonight.

[anon61956325]

I hope you’re up all night you cunt.

[anon78624367]

thermoregulation

you have to trick your body into thinking it’s cooler. Have a hot shower before you go off to bed. When you come out of it it’ll be cooler and you’ll be ready for sleep…

or you could stick your boxers into the freezer for 15 minutes.

Basically, cool yourself off before you jump in the leaba.

[mickee321]

@Horsebox

@Julio_Geordio

@Horsebox

Getting fuck all sleep the last 2 weeks with the hate.

Sleeping with the windows open, only to be woken by a bin lorry at 6 every fucking morning. There’s too many bin companies picking up on too many different days. #parklife

Tis a few degrees cooler in the capital this evening so I’m very hopeful/desperate for a daycent kip tonight.

would you masturbate at all before going to sleep?

[anon78624367]

that’s grand on a cold night mate.

It’ll get you more het up this weather. You want the opposite effect.

[balbec]

None of them using the Tfk night watchman thread though.

[Ambrose_McNulty]

As Napolean Dynamite once said, ‘Six hours’ sleep for a man, seven for a woman, and eight for a fool.’

Cc @mikehunt