New training regime to prepare for taking on @thelimericks
Pure terrifying. I couldnāt get a decent photo such was the fear etc. I might as well emigrate to Australia
The fuckers are everywhere
Man needs to defeat nature before its too late
False widow? The coal shed is infested with the bastards need to run the gauntlet.
Youāre luckily a valued poster here although I can never understand why - your sporting prowess has its benefits I suppose. Hereās the standard TFK solution:
Check fire insurance policy.
Casually mention your issue to an arsonist from the next village.
Remove hens to a safer roost.
Keep a long hose connected to an outside tap.
Keep your mobile charged and on at all times.
Await developments.
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We all need flame throwers with these cunts infesting the place.
Havenāt a notion what youāre on about mate
In the garden 3 weeks ago, discovered a leech on my ankle. A stripey fucker which Iāve never seen before, about 30mm long.
This is the result, even 3 weeks in, still very very itchy and very sore to touch. Iāve had the fuckers plenty of times before but this one was obviously carrying some sort of venom or toxin.
I fucking hate them.
Jesus Christ
Would you come home out of that mad houseā¦itās no place for people, especially gingers