Spiders and Insects

[blackjack]

@Julio_Geordio

@glasagusban

The spiders, which can adapt its attacking behaviour for different ‘battle scenarios’, killed and ate 95% of its opponents in NUI Galway study

Is someone in Galway fighting spiders with tax payers money?

They should stream it really

New training regime to prepare for taking on @thelimericks

[glenshane]

Pure terrifying. I couldn’t get a decent photo such was the fear etc. I might as well emigrate to Australia

[Thomas_Brady]

The fuckers are everywhere

[glenshane]

Man needs to defeat nature before its too late

[Watchyourtoes]

False widow? The coal shed is infested with the bastards need to run the gauntlet.

[glenshane]

Not sure tbh. Its lurking in the hen house…its bigger than some of the hens

[anon67715551]

You’re luckily a valued poster here although I can never understand why - your sporting prowess has its benefits I suppose. Here’s the standard TFK solution:

Check fire insurance policy.
Casually mention your issue to an arsonist from the next village.
Remove hens to a safer roost.
Keep a long hose connected to an outside tap.
Keep your mobile charged and on at all times.

Await developments.

[Ambrose_McNulty]

We all need flame throwers with these cunts infesting the place.

[glenshane]

@anon67715551

your sporting prowess has its benefits I suppose

Haven’t a notion what you’re on about mate

[Fitzy]

In the garden 3 weeks ago, discovered a leech on my ankle. A stripey fucker which I’ve never seen before, about 30mm long.
This is the result, even 3 weeks in, still very very itchy and very sore to touch. I’ve had the fuckers plenty of times before but this one was obviously carrying some sort of venom or toxin.
I fucking hate them.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Fitzy

In the garden 3 weeks ago, discovered a leech on my ankle. A stripey fucker which I’ve never seen before, about 30mm long.
This is the result, even 3 weeks in, still very very itchy and very sore to touch. I’ve had the fuckers plenty of times before but this one was obviously carrying some sort of venom or toxin.
I fucking hate them.

Jesus Christ

[glenshane]

Would you come home out of that mad house…it’s no place for people, especially gingers

[Thomas_Brady]

The false widows are out in full bloom. A few huge fuckers out on front porch late last night as i was locking up shop. I’m gonna have to get my man on this evening and slaughter a few of these fucks.

[ciarancareyshurlingarmy]

What is the killing process?

[TheUlteriorMotive]

I’ve a scar on my leg still from a bite 5 years ago.

They live for 3 fucking years

[PhattPike]

Are these false widows agile lads? Would a rowled up newspaper do the job?

I’ve had reports from the Mrs Pike of a “huge bastard” in the window of the spare bedroom and have being tasked with doing a job on him.

[Thomas_Brady]

[Juhniallio]

It’s a trap mate. You’ll hear the key turn in the lock behind you and about 6 of the fuckers will jump you and devour you. You’ll be page 6 of the mirror depending on what prince harry/conor mcgregor has done that day. Has she asked you about life insurance recently?

[Thomas_Brady]

They’re crazed killers. Get yourself a full boiler suit with helmet.

[habanerocat]

@ceist, How many times must you destroy a spiders web before he gives up rebuilding it or just dies of hunger?