Another blow for Lucan
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I saw a cunt in the shower last week went to get the newspaper and when I returned he was gone… the bastard knew well what the story was and will no doubt turn up in the bed soon enough.
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What’s wrong with that?
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Probably in the bedroom drying herself.
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Picked up a false widow bite on my leg. I thought it was a flesh eating disease. Went from a little sore to very very sore in a few hours. A week of antibiotics awaits. Doctor said she has seen quite a few this summer.
Was the husband alive all along?
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I went full google last night. Was losing my leg about 9.30pm before I settled down.
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A lifespan of seven years?? 
did it get you in your sleep or what happened?
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Yeah must have been while I slept. We killed one a few months ago in the House (they are scary looking cunts) so this lad was out for revenge.
Since the bite i find I have a tingling when danger is imminent.
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Thats your spidey senses tingling,can you shoot webs from your hands and climb buildings yet?
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More importantly have you mounted Kirsten Dunst yet?
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Over a period of 18 months, 620 specimens were obtained from a single row of semi-detached houses in Lucan, Co Dublin.
What say you @maroonandwhite??
Was sitting at a campsite in Italy there last week drinking a few cans. A piece of a pringle dropped on the ground and I found watching a line of ants come and dismantle it and bring it away absolutely mesmerizing. That said I was nicely at the time
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I say you’re near obsessed with the maroon-lucan connection
I’ll spin a web this weekend.
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Never seen a native lizard and may never either
