Were you still badly shaken when you took the photo?
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I’ve got a Vodafone smart phone and the camera is a fucking haimes.
I’d have been better off sketching it
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At least it captures the date anyways.
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That’s it. New phone on Monday.
Some wee hoor of an insect bit me last night. Twice, on exact opposite sides of my ankle. I’ve two red, sore, perfectly defined one centimeter boils. Wtf is going on in malahide?
Ni faic e
Easy for you to say
A knacker funeral?
Do you often go for foundation in the morning?
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Does your pig of a wife not wear makeup?
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She doesnt need it - a real natural beauty…
The question I asked was do you often go for foundation in the morning — your lashing it says an awful lot.
Fuck off with your tiny ickle spiders.
Here’s a Huntsman the size of your fist on the sitting room wall last week
Cc @Fagan_ODowd
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Huzzah.
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We dont live in Australia, mate. We live with in our spider means here.
You what?
Would you fuck off with your ‘fist-sized’ spider. Theres no context in that pic. Whose fist? Donald trump’s tiny hands? You need to put a crunchie beside it so we know what were dealing with here.
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