Debbie Harry dancing around the Top of the Pops studio in a swimsuit caused me a similar awakening.
It was the caramel bunny for meā¦the heady mix of fluffy tail, long legs and chocolate. An unrequited love however
I woke up this morning and spent 10 minutes in a sense of heightened awareness.
Iām at a crossroads in life. Left, right or straight on? Recent events in life have unsettled me. Whatās it all about?
Pushing 42 have all the material stuff. But I need something deeper and meaningful
A extreme diet is the way to go I think
Whiskey.
Try not being such a dick. Try it for a day, see how it goes.
Iād give anything for a bit of clarity of thought. Havenāt had in a few days.
You need someone to love and someone to love you backā¦ And a good ride.
- Write a book of poetry about the secular powers of the Atlantic and so on
- Start a charity to help travellers
- Join the IRA
- become a mass-shooter in the USA
- Become a professional gambler
Thatās all I can think of.
Do a triathlon. Seems to work for most in midlife crisis. Have an affair is the usual option.
I sat on the beach there as the Sun came up and experienced a moment of clarity, I know now what I need to do.
Sleep on your back while on the park bench?
Straight on
If you donāt know what you donāt know then you will never know.
Are you planning on buying a crow banger by any chance?
Did you ever consider the priesthood?
Yes I have. I canāt reconcile parts of my life with what is required to fully fulfill my obligations as a priest