Half day the Friday, out of town and on the bus/ train by 1pm is key. Slow start, get to know a few of the “newbies” or “outsiders” i.e. who to avoid or will be a bit of craic outside of the usual protagonists. You’ll be all checked in and sitting in the boozer before 5pm, pace picks up, first night will take care of itself and allegiances are made.
Up early the Saturday, a few cans for the early risers before the early house/ local boozer which you’ll have agreed the early knock in from the night before. Would then have a pub arranged up for the half 12 kick off/ racing which will be beside a bookies/ attached. Half the others will start to surface by this stage throughout the next two hours (dying or never drinking again). You’ll be well set up for a bit of soakage now for the day in this pub, all ready to go for the 3pm accumulators. By this stage the other (dying or never drinking again) crowd will be going off paintballing/ fishing/ bubble football or something else wacky - so you’ll be back to the early risers and the day two’ers who are only landing in (tell them fuck all about the night before). Pints and winners galore and you’ll be ready for the vodka’s by the time the rest of the entourage return. Time to move on and get the base for the evening before falling into whatever nightclub is sorted.
Sunday wake up, source breakfast roll, cans for bus/ train home and into town for a few. Might get a good afternoon kick off and then a few tunes in Cassidys for the dogged few who have stuck it out