Off to Hamburg today for the Mrs. brother’s stag. Don’t really know many of them although I’ve met some of them once or twice before. It also seems to be the most organised stag ever. I got an email off the best man 6 (six) weeks ago with an itinerary of what’s going on for the weekend. He’s even pencilled in “general stag banter” for tonight as it’s a ‘less structured’ night. For ffs
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Are they a bunch of accountants or something?
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English. The best man is a lawyer. From the list, there’s potentially two liabilities. One who has a 5 year old so a weekend away is a godsend to him and the other who happens to be the poshest man I’ve ever met. Almost too posh to function. Educated at Eton but likes his pints. The rest…who knows
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Are St Pauli playing?
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Away this weekend unfortunately
Was on a plane back from Edinburgh last night. There was a Scottish stag group on the plane, about 15 of them. A woeful shower of cunts.
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Where would you lads like to go for mine ? Home or abroad?
Lahinch!
Been done to death.
Monart?
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Liverpool to see the greatest manager in the league
Has to be Carrick On Shannon
Dingle
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I wouldn’t cross the road for it, pal.
A pamper and spa weekend, maybe in New Ross.
Another stag bound for Hamburg in the airport. All are wearing this and have matching lanyards/ID badges. Fuck me, I hope I don’t run into any of them after the flight.
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Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
The English for you. Plenty of hens around in similar get ups.
You poor misfortunate bastard. Have any of the deviants pulled out the Plain Digestives yet?
How do the better halves react when their men tell them that they are going to a large brothel on a stag?