A sly burger when no one is looking is essential
Stag parties sound horrendous. Can’t imagine I’d ever go on one.
You’re safe enough. You don’t see many golden years stag parties.
True.
Might as well get a bouncy castle while he’s at it.
Forced bants
Too much thinking going into them these days.
All the auld lads raging that no one gave a fuck about em back in the day.
Nothing much has changed
A few pints in the local the day before the wedding was as far as they got.
A lot to be said for it
That’s lies now Mick — you have a family that cares deeply about you — I saw the murder… sorry I mean love… in their eyes when I met them above in Kilkenny.
Anyone over 30 going away on a stag needs to have a serious look at themselves.
That’s only cos the life insurance is up to date
As opposed to your son’s birthday with a bunch of 18 year olds?
A few the night before and one or two that morning. That’s more than enough. No need for half that bollock acting with people you don’t know who think you are a wanker.
I assume everybody thinks you’re a wanker.
A few to steady the nerves should be enough for anyone. All this cunt acting going to Las Vegas with cunts you hardly know or going karting with a bunch of wankers puzzles me.
there was no sit down meals or faggot activites like pitch and put or karting on any stag I was on, it was solid drinking and drugs with decks in a house or hotel room untill the guards where called