Is the hangover from a pretend stag worse than that at a real one?
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Group of grown men heading off together like a bunch of quares and they all scared shitless of getting pissed before midnight so some wanker has to line up some ‘daytime activities’ for the group half of who have fuck all in common. Deary me. Some colouring pencils and some paper I’d give the pathetic cunts.
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Was talking about a session we has in Dingle this year at lunch yesterday when one of my companions told me that his abiding memory of drinking in Dingle was a Sunday afternoon of a bank holiday weekend in Dick Macs some 20 years back. The group beside them were having a heated argument as to whether Ringo Starr or Animal from the muppets was the better drummer.
that group would have fitted in here, if it was of the time.
Dingle is the answer every time.
I can’t understand it
Thanks for the advice there lads… Having said that, one of you was whingeing here about have rough sex with a ‘young wan’ earlier and the other was worried about getting timber looking at young titties whilst playing his flute at the Fleadh Cheoil… Maybe I’ll pass on the advice after all
@caulifloweredneanderthal good luck with the stag buddy, plenty of options about. Enjoy
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Mate, if you went on a stag with that dopey cunt you’d be emptying your wallet on some settled traveller junkie prostitute instead of chasing proper tail around some small town nightclub,
well, I don’t know, if sitting down for a meal with 10-15 lads on a Saturday evening after a game of golf is your idea of a good time, then fair enough
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I don’t get it myself. If it ever comes to my turn it’ll be a group of less than ten lads i have good time for and we’ll go somewhere not a million miles away and have a few pints, and it’ll be done on one night. No activity. This thing where fellas are bringing 30 lads, it’s just crazy stuff. I see it everywhere. Another stag i’m going to the fella getting married was asking me for the number of a fella he went to secondary school with but hadn’t met or spoke to him in 6-7yrs. Your man is abroad now and has a kid. Yeah i think he really wants to come back and go to Carrick on Shannon with a load of apes he never met before for a stag of a fella he hasn’t spoke to in years but sat beside him in Geography class for the leaving.
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In with the personal jibes again, go handy lad.
Agreed.
My do was across the pond in Liverpool.
The itinerary was as follows,
Pub.
Bookies.
Casino.
Lap Dancing.
Repeat…
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Nothing wrong with eating on a stag. I’d a carvery, a pub dinner at night, and a chippers trip all in mine. You can drink at the same time
I also left Dick Macks TWICE in one stag to get a burger.
Cc @ChocolateMice
They have a burger and pizza van in Dick Macks yard now, savage burgers as well.
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This won’t be of any assistance to me this weekend.
I’ll go to Centra and get a bacon and cabbage carvery before it kicks off
Sorry mate, are you feeling left out,
I’m sure you’re a wanker as well albeit not as bad as the other lad, more the harmless variety
That’s a bit structured for my liking .
Here, Walter Mitty, that never happened.
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Can anyone seriously imagine being stuck on a stag somewhere like westport trying to make small talk with this dreary little fucker?
I’d slit my wrists.
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If you want something different @glasagusban could advise you on afternoon tea options and spa treatments in the mid west.
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Ooooft
Maybe a board game as well?
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