Would someone ordering a burger offend you that much? I’d imagine you’d spend most of the time on your own in your bedroom fiddling away anyway
What’s with the aggression? 
that sounds unreal
Munich beer festival, went last year.
You get unrale value for the Dance on the mainland.
lovely bit of bite here, the TFK faggots getting an awful chasing
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This old routine again 
Jesus Christ mate, have you ever had an original thought in your life?
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You were going grand and all
I dont see the issue pal?
Anyine getting married under 30 needs to have a serious look at themselves
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I know a fella 24yrs old and he engaged the dopey cunt 
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10-12 lads who you know for 20+ years…bringing more than that makes fucks it up.
Then go over to the Newcastle early on the Friday from Dublin…come back Sunday job done.
If I was organising a stag, it would be a day at the races followed by pub. Keep it simple.
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If you get a decent crowd of lads on a stag and the resulting piss up the destination is almost irrelevant. Once there’s a sound group of lads who don’t act like cunts you can have a good piss up anywhere.
I’ve a zero tolerance policy for any of this fancy dress lark either. Makes you look like a twat and would, I’d imagine, make getting into pubs and nite clubs more difficult. Thankfully I’ve never been invited on such a stag which means I must be doing something right in terms of the company I keep.
Stag destinations for me so far have been…
- Limerick
- Kenmare
- Westport x2
- Kilkenny
- Manchester
- Galway
- Cardiff
Was hammered at all of them but the best were probably Westport, Kenmare and Kilkenny. Not necessarily because of the location but because of the people on it. No fake bants, just lads talking shit in the pub for hours and slagging each other off. Can’t go wrong with that.
Worst one was the stag in Manchester. Best man was a cunt and made no effort to mingle with anyone other than the three lads he knew. All it needed was for him to pick a pub in town and everyone to meet there at a certain time. He couldn’t even manage that. Groups got split up and it generally was shit all round.
Was on a stag with a few Welsh lads a few years back too. Lad I knew getting married was from Cardiff and he is sound but some his mates were your stereotypical Brits abroad. Loud mouthed yobs. There was a few other Irish lads on the stag though, thankfully, and we just got pissed quietly in the corner as they made a show of themselves. Caused damage in the hotel etc.
Good luck @caulifloweredneanderthal
The only advice I’d give is only invite the people who the groom wants on the stag. Inviting 35 people, including the brides cousin who you’ve only met once, just isn’t worth the hassle. Better off to keep it to ten or 15.
If you don’t arrive home violently ill saying you’re never drinking again the stag has been a flop.
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Newcastle is overrated something rotten
My kind of stag that.
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For my first stag I was 23, along with the brother and 4 close pals I did a Weekend in Amsterdam where I fucked 2 window hoors.
For my second I was 32 and had a few pints in the local the night before and 2 pints and a small one in the pub across from the registry office before the wedding.
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