You should never have told me you knew the new owner of that Cafe/bar.
We’re old friends. Partied like it was 1999 in 1999 and for several years after.
You won’t be able to turn sideways in here from now on
It’s a kip. Couldn’t wait to get out of the place
Come on that was funny, if easy.
Its the first thing that entered my head
I don’t think he wants to know about partying right now 
It was so funny. I met the lady in question last night thinking she was just at the event when she told me she was running the gaf it all came together in my head and i actually laughed out loud at her when she said it. She looked at me like i was mental (not unusual of course to see that look). But then i partially explained.
God fucking help mouse anyway if he steps out of line:joy:
Those socks should be on the Friday fashion thread.
5b I’d say
Absolutely, that was my point, I thought it would be an instant classic but it took a while to kick off
You fucking eejit…
…going out in stupid socks like that
Hope your ok pal
Imagine the smell of the cunt in there now. Covered in his own puke, piss and blood no doubt.
Standard Sunday before heading up to Mrs Sullivans
OOPS
I thought @ChocolateMice was taking the piss in the whatsapp group
That’s a proper stag if he ended up there
what happened bud??
A dodgy batch of Molly
Cunts. Fucking @caulifloweredneanderthal and his hour of power… Apparently I put away 20 shots on top of 15 pints… During some high jinks I fell and walloped my head so the responsible lads stuck me in A&E where I puked for an hour straight… Some fright when I woke up and all sorts of shit hooked up to me.
Unrale. You’d a top night mate. Great work from us
Did you get pumped out, mate?
A mighty man altogether