Me get caught? Not going to happen
What you going to do, just take the first left before a checkpoint?
No Iâll take the first right
And just drive down a road where there is more of the old bill!
A memory from over Christmas just came to me:
Michael McMullen after Berbatov scored four against Reading
âI am racking my brains here trying to think of who the last player to score four goals in a Premiership match. I think it may have been Thierry Henry for Arsenal against Leeds in 2004. Text us in here if you have the answerâ
Who gives a fook???
[quote=âfarmerinthecityâ]A memory from over Christmas just came to me:
Michael McMullen after Berbatov scored four against Reading
âI am racking my brains here trying to think of who the last player to score four goals in a Premiership match. I think it may have been Thierry Henry for Arsenal against Leeds in 2004. Text us in here if you have the answerâ
Who gives a fook???[/quote]
John Duggan and his betting tips etc etc
Thatâs the guy who tipped Liverpool to beat United one weekend on the basis of them being at home when the game was in Old Trafford.
Itâs bad enough some joker giving out tips but at least get the facts right
Another thing.
As some of you may know, I purchased a car for myself about six weeks ago. Within two days a crack appeared in the bottom right corner of the windscreen. I decided to leave it for a while as I didnât want to make a claim on my insurance straight away. Anyway last weeks cold spell meant that the crack extend across the entire windscreen so I had to ring the insurance company. Luckily enough it was covered so I left it into Autoglass in Santry where I am based to fix it and they seem to have done an ok job.
The problem is that they gave me one of those things for holding your insurance and stuff as I had to rip off my old one before they took off the windscreen. I donât know if any of you have ever experienced an Autoglass tax/insurance holder things but they are impossible to get the discs into. Impossible. And if you do get them in you can only push them down half way. Why on earth would they make them like that? Of course they stick like glue to the windscreen and thereâs not a chance of pulling it off. So now I have my old one on top of the other one with the insurance and tax and the Autoglass one sitting there empty. I look dumb and its all that stupid manufacturerâs fault.
Quite an understandable and warranted rant I can hear you say.
Farmer, thereâs times when I think itâs actually you thatâs stupid and your above post has led to another one of these situations.
Answer your PMs you stupid fook
I asked my mates, last night would they do an Albino bird as it was in my head as a result of TFK conversation earlier yesterday. One of these mates (not Clyde) turned around to me and said what the fook is an Albino bird. When I was explaining to him about the pigment, he asked me, what is pigment? I gave up explaining things to him and got back into my pint!
That had to have been Clyde
It was Glen, if it was Clyde I would have been ripping the piss bigtime!
Youâd never fit into your pint. Whoâs stupid now?
Sounds like a challenge to me.
As regards Clyde he was lucky someone else mentioned it before he had a chance to pipe up. Im assuming this is what happened Ben?
Itâs Ben obviously you fool. How stupid are you?
Bit of a squeeze but I reckon Ben could do it. Iâll get picture proof too
[quote=âFlanoâ]Sounds like a challenge to me.
As regards Clyde he was lucky someone else mentioned it before he had a chance to pipe up. Im assuming this is what happened Ben?[/quote]
Exactly what happened, although Clyde doesnât really talk that much anymore really. Iâd say I could squeeze into a pint, the problem is how much of the pint do I drink before I get into it in order to avoid overflow.
I was at a house party recently enough and the cool gang (myself, ClarkeyCat, Rocko and Jugs) had congregated out in the kitchen. Farmer was also there. Anyway, being in the kitchen the conversation came around to pub / club venues whose names reflected parts of a house. The Kitchen itself got a mention as did The Long Hall in Dublin and The Living Room in Galway. Next thing Farmer piped up and blurted out, âDown Under In Major Tomâsâ and everyone just stared over at him. Christ, heâs some stupid.
Jugs isnât cool! Being a big Bowie fan, Iâd give Farmer kudos for that comment, that is if Major Tomâs wasnât called something else now!