First of all Bandage wasnât even there for that comment.
Second of all - Major Tomâs was called The Bathroom in the early 1900s.
Iâll actually give you the Kudos, I wasnât aware the new owners retained Major Toms in the overall name.
I was in a hotel this evening in Galway munching away at a pizza trying to get the elusive waitressâ attention when I disturbed by a bloke with a Scottish accent - âExcuse me - are you Luigi?â
Me with the big Leitrim head on me - he mistook me for an Italian!!
Lucky Bandage wasnât with you Farmer, you would have been mistaken for the Super Mario Brothers then.
Mario = Rounded*.
Luigi = Taller then Mario*.
*After a diet of red mushrooms.
[quote=âBenSherminâ]Lucky Bandage wasnât with you Farmer, you would have been mistaken for the Super Mario Brothers then.
Mario = Rounded*.
Luigi = Taller then Mario*.
*After a diet of red mushrooms.[/quote]
This just came to me nowâŚ
The day before Paddyâs Day I was in the beautiful little village of Drumsna in Co. Leitrim having dropped in for the traditional drink on the way after the Leitrim game in Carrick (I wasnât drinking as I was driving). Drumsna is full of blow ins from England in particular due to its pictoresque scenery and so-laid-back-it-is-vertical atmophere. Anyway there were these three middle aged people drinking there (2 birds and a bloke) with English accents. A few local kids approached the door with water balloons and threw them at the window.
Now the sensible mature person would probaly say that these were only kids and just ignore them but the three English ones were having none of that. They asked the barmaid for a pint of water and went outside and threw it back at them. Well sure then it all kicked off - the little kids started throwing more balloons and the big kids started throwing water. Before you knew it we were getting caught in the crossfire until the point came where the barmaid refused to give the big kids anymore water.
What stupid fooking idiotsâŚ
Thatâs pretty funny. I bet they thought it was a regular occurrence and decided to get into the spirit of things as a result. It actually reminds me of an incident at lunchtime yesterday. I was strolling up Baggot Street and as I approached a pedestrian crossing the lights turned green and I had to wait as a result. Then a woman, who was standing there with a man, announced in a loud English accent, âWeâre only here 5 minutes and weâre already acting Irish - why didnât we go across when the lights were red? Now weâre left waiting here longer.â I should have decked the bitch.
No they did it becuase they are immature thick fookers who got more enjoyment out of it than the kids probablyâŚ
The same day one of my mates was waiting a while to get served as the barmaid had gone for a piss or something. The three stooges said to him âBang your glass on the counterâ. My mate said that it was okay and that he was in no hurry. Then one of them started banging her glass on the counter and said âthis is our local - theyâll listen to usâ.
This is despite the fact that my mate grew up less than a mile away from the pub and had been coming to the adjoining shop since he was a kid and is extremely well known there. With that the old woman who owns the pub was just walking around and saw my mate waiting and ran in to get him a drink and started apologising and stuff. She didnt even acknowledge the other threeâŚ
Know your place fookosâŚ
Donât see the problem with the water fight - why not throw something back? Aresholes banging on the pub counter though.
Unlike you obviously water fights do not do it for me anymoreâŚ
Fooking 40+ year olds engaging in a water fight? Do you not see anything wrong with that?
[quote=âfarmerinthecityâ]Unlike you obviously water fights do not do it for me anymoreâŚ
Fooking 40+ year olds engaging in a water fight? Do you not see anything wrong with that?[/quote]
You did mention they had English accents. So I for one am not surprised. Mahuk.
Fooking baxtards of kids, I wouldnât be too happy being soaked!
[quote=âfarmerinthecityâ]Unlike you obviously water fights do not do it for me anymoreâŚ
Fooking 40+ year olds engaging in a water fight? Do you not see anything wrong with that?[/quote]
Reminds me of the time when I and the crowd I used to hang around with were about 11 and we decided to be hard and take an attack to another group of 14 or 15 year-olds on the street. So we each got an empty 500ml bottle and pissed in it before running up to the lads who were sitting on a wall outside a house on our road and fired the contents all over them and ran off. Now thatâs a proper water fight - none of this balloon rubbish. We were hiding in the boiler house in my back-yard and had locked ourselves in there only for a raging and piss-soaked John Cashman to kick the door down. We were saved a hiding by the arrival on the scene of Bandage Senior who had heard the commotion.
John Cashman? Heâs a drug dealer ainât he?
Bookmaker in Cork I thought!
With all the scheidt thatâs happened in the last few days, I forgot to mention an incident that happened at the airport departure gates on Wednesday afternoon. This ridiculously stupid bint sauntered up to try to go through security without having a boarding pass and she had a huge fook off suit case with her too. Basically, the clown hadnât even checked in. Who the fook is that stupid in airports these days? Ah shit, Iâm running a bit late so Iâll just leg it through without checking in - Iâll explain to them that I paid for a ticket alright but I just didnât bother getting a boarding pass. Fool.
Unless Iâm flying internally and can use the domestic fastrack, the security queue at Dublin Airport always gets my blood pressure boiling. Spent the guts of two and a half hours of my life on that fooking queue last year. The amount of fuckshits who canât empty their pockets properly when I just want to get to Hughes and Hughes for a drink and a paper astonishes me everytime. They think itâs a great laugh setting off the metal detector and delaying people in a serious rush like me who donât like checking in hours before flights. The baxtards should be sent back to the back of the queue for wasting all the smart punters time! Mind you the security men would have to spend 10 minutes explaining to the twats on how to get to the end of the queue!
Only once in the 17 times I flew last year did I set off the metal detector, it was 645am in Cork Airport, and I was in a rush for my Dublin bound flight which was scheduled to take off at 7am. Security man frisked me and ran a detector over me, couldnât find the culprit so he just let me go. Later on in the day I found a tiny bit of broken paper clip in my shoe. Now if only proper accidental scenarios like this were the only reason for all âbeep beepâ sounds, instead of âJaysus Maura I left me keys in my pocketâ!
Itâs amazing how stupid some cunts are in airports. You see grown adults, who itâs probably fair to say have travelled regularly on aeroplanes, acting like complete idiots in the security queue. Seeing as youâve had to remove your belt every single time youâve flown in the last year then it follows youâll be required to take it off before walking through the metal protector again this time. Yet you still see fools setting it off and holding up the queues for this reason and other stupid ones.
holy mother fucking shit.
Flano - What have you got to say about this? California is in the the USA ya?