The oul lad hit a dog a few weeks ago around the corner from Southern Cross Road. He was pretty shook up about it until I pointed out that thereâs a filthy tinker encampment on the road going up the hill towards Greystones and it probably belonged to them.
We had lunch then.
Yeah. Vicious river though.
[INDENT][QUOTE=âBad Winner, post: 1069637, member: 2406â]Yeah. Vicious river though.[/QUOTE]
FackâŚ[/INDENT]
No wonder Eslin never made it to Senior. In fact, itâs that soft-cock attitude thatâs destroying football in Leitrim. Johnny Giles recently referred to his old clubmateâs motto (Bobby Collins) in terms of âwould you kill youâre GrannyââŚFucking hell FarmerâŚIâve killed a multiplicity of animals on roads in my time, hens, ducks, cats, dogs, badgersâŚ
The rule is NEVER SWERVEâŚ
[QUOTE=âBoxtyeater, post: 1069644, member: 246â]No wonder Eslin never made it to Senior. In fact, itâs that soft-cock attitude thatâs destroying football in Leitrim. Johnny Giles recently referred to his old clubmateâs motto (Bobby Collins) in terms of âwould you kill youâre GrannyââŚFucking hell FarmerâŚIâve killed a multiplicity of animals on roads in my time, hens, ducks, cats, dogs, badgersâŚ
The rule is NEVER SWERVEâŚ[/QUOTE]
A poor old cat is harmless. Had it been cunts of animals like a mink or Hubie I wouldnât have served.
Also Eslin have competed in Senior. For FFS sake Boxty.
There has been something similar established in the past year. They do a patrol between the two main bridges every night I think. There are just an awful lot of places to go into the river in Limerick if you want to.
No, the marines are American and have no interest in Irish affairs.
I remember waiting on a train to go back to Dublin in my early years of college. It was delayed as some lad jumped in front of it at the previous station. My old lad was speculating which end of the station would have been the best to access so that he would have been seen at the last possible time by the driver thus maximising his chances of getting hit. We sat there in the car discussing this - essentially the best way of killing yourself at Carrick station. Typical county man - as straight to the point as you can get.
I remember him saying something like âIf he jumped that fence beside the old station house , he could just wait there and wouldnât be seenâ. I distinctly recall him saying âsure wasnât that all he had to doâ.
[QUOTE=âfarmerinthecity, post: 1069730, member: 24â]
I remember him saying something like âIf he jumped that fence beside the old station house , he could just wait there and wouldnât be seenâ. I distinctly recall him saying âsure wasnât that all he had to doâ.[/QUOTE]
Maybe he was trying to drop you a hint?
Letâs just say Lisa S.
No, thatâs too obvious. L Simpson.
@farmerinthecity
This was just a joke, btw. You know full well how much I enjoy your company, I hope.
[QUOTE=âThrawneen, post: 1074866, member: 129â]@farmerinthecity
This was just a joke, btw. You know full well how much I enjoy your company, I hope.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for clearing that up mate.
I was taking it seriously that a lad who I mainly know from an internet forum (and have met in person a couple of times) would suggest that my father deep down wanted me to commit suicide.
[QUOTE=âfarmerinthecity, post: 1074877, member: 24â]Thanks for clearing that up mate.
I was taking it seriously that a lad who I mainly know from an internet forum (and have met in person a couple of times) would suggest that my father deep down wanted me to commit suicide.[/QUOTE]
You need to lighten up a bit, pal.
I am not being obstreperous mate.
I am just trying to show that I didnât take any offence.
[QUOTE=âfarmerinthecity, post: 1069497, member: 24â]The other side of the tragedy of someone jumping in front of a train, and just as real.
Poor man.[/QUOTE]
wouldnt be a bad way to go tho.
"splat"and your dead, given i dont have access to a gun, that and gassing myself to death in the car or maybe jumping into the tide when locked drunk would be my mode of operation id say if i ever was to do this.
lads hanging themselves? fuck that
[QUOTE=âmickee321, post: 1075076, member: 367â]wouldnt be a bad way to go tho.
"splat"and your dead, given i dont have access to a gun, that and gassing myself to death in the car or maybe jumping into the tide when locked drunk would be my mode of operation id say if i ever was to do this.
lads hanging themselves? fuck that[/QUOTE]overdose of sleeping tabllets after a rake of pints was always my planned option, or drive the car into a wall at 95 mph
yeah problem is there tho you could up a vegetable
would sleeping tablets definitly do it?
Youâre bulletbroof, mate. The wall would be obliterated.
[QUOTE=âThrawneen, post: 1074866, member: 129â]@farmerinthecity
This was just a joke, btw. You know full well how much I enjoy your company, I hope.[/QUOTE]
its a sad day when one needs to call out when they made a joke:(
weâve been going that way for a bit tho