Summer Transfer Window 2009

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I thought that would make a junky like yourself feel right at home, like the squalor you were raise in.

so you live in a house stinking of piss on the offchance that a junkie would rob it & you would like him to feel at home

odd:p

Like I said already jog on , go and have another wankfest over Barry Twigg or whatever that no marks name is you keep raving about.

I think you’ll find his name is Larry Twigg… :smiley:

Bandage and Jugs Accept cesc4 Transfer Request

Bandage and Jugs have accepted a demand from cesc4 to move out of their dwelling house.

“Bandage and Jugs have agreed to give cesc4 permission to talk to auctioneers and estate agents,” read a statement from the Wexford duo.

It added the decision came at the 27-year-old TFK Astro Team striker’s request after he “again expressed his desire to leave”.

Bandage and Jugs said the demand was irrevocable and want the matter to be concluded by 30 June, while cesc4 hopes to agree terms on an apartment purchase “in the next few days”.

“cesc4 confirms he has made an offer to purchase an apartment in Stepaside, Co. Dublin,” said Bandage’s and Jugs’ soon to be former housemate in a statement.

But the BBC’s Steve Kingstone in Dublin stated that cesc4 had yet to confirm the agreed price of 300k stated by the estate agent.

A spokesman for Bangage’s and Jugs’ parents insisted that the decision to give cesc4 permission to move out was taken solely by Bandage and Jugs, in conjunction with cesc4.

The spokesman told the BBC: “It was a decision that had nothing to do with the financial structure of the house. The time had come for cesc4 to move on.”

It is understood that the rent shortfall will quickly ensure that Bandage and Jugs enter the lodger transfer market.

Indeed, Bandage and Jugs have already been strongly linked with the likes of returning former TFK forward ClarkeyCat in recent days amid speculation that a deal had been agreed in principle prior to cesc4’s departure.

Bandage talked cesc4 down from a move to Stepaside 12 months ago, but TFK’s premier administrator could not afford to spend huge swathes of every close season persuading a lodger - no matter how vital - to stay in his house.

“This was one that was never ever going to go away,” said BBC Radio 5 Live chief football correspondent Mike Ingham.

"After a recent TFK 7-2 capitulation he criticised Rocko’s tactics, he threw his toys out of the pram in the match with Murexico after he was substituted. He’s been very high maintenance. And getting him out of the house is hard to resist.

“Personally, I’m very sorry to see him leave but it’s absolutely inevitable. If it hadn’t been this summer it would have been next summer. This could mean they might be able to keep Bandage in the house, maybe even Jugs can be liberated, and ClarkeyCat will add a new dimension to the house also.”

cesc4, who is currently believed to be seeing out the remaining few days on the expiring lease before its renewal minus his signature, joined Jugs to move into an apartment in Blackrock, Co Dublin with Brennan and Nasher in 2000.

After Nasher was removed from the apartment for shitting all over the toilet seat and lid, Bandage decided to move in with the remaining three members in 2001. Brennan was later to move in with his bird but Bandage, Jugs and cesc4 have lived together at a number of Dublin locations for the past 8 years.

Bandage and Jugs lodged a complaint with the Irish Auctioneers and Estate Agents Association last June over what they believed was a deliberate attempt by estate agents to unsettle cesc4.

After a long, drawn-out saga that ran through the summer months, the TFK striker insisted he was happy and continued living with Bandage and Jugs for the 2008-2009 season.

“Now I understand I made the best decision,” cesc4 told Spanish sports paper Marca after he had made that choice. “I am with Bandage and Jugs in body and soul.”

But the speculation soured relations between the Bandage and Jugs and cesc4 and last December Bandage’s parents said they would not “sell cesc4 a virus”.

And despite cesc4’s claim that he wanted to remain at the house, he was the subject of constant speculation during the 2008-2009 season and often gave mixed messages about his future.

“History will remember him very well in terms of his contribution as a housemate, he’ll also be seen as petulant, egotistical and stubborn but he’s been a wonderful tenant,” finished current landlord Andy Mitten.

cesc4 was the top scorer for TFK last season, with 26 goals, taking his total for the website based collective to 118 in 292 appearances.

How many Find->Replaces did you do on that? Maybe a dozen?

Imagine my disappointment when I tuned into News 2 on rte2 there earlier to get the lowdown on the Ronaldo transfer from the lovely Evanne, and it was that floppy haired cunt instead.

Maicon is set to join us as well now

On Sky Sports News now that Chelsea Man City and Liverpool are all bidding for Glen Johnson , price is thought to be about 15-18million.

Liverpool can’t compete with that sort of money.

Neither should they.

There is no way Johnson is worth that money, It was the Porthsmouth chairman who was on about it, he probably put Liverpool and Chelsea in to hike up the price for Citeh.

he has improved as a player since joining pompey but 15-18 million is robbery…8 million would be the most he is worth

Liverpool linked with a 5m bid for Micah Richards this morning. I would be delighted with that. He wasn’t great last season but I think he is an excellent player especially when you see the prices been quoted for Glen Johnson.

It madness how far he has fallen from grace ,he was the English media darling before the start of last season and Man City were saying he wasn`t for sale for 20million. He had a poor enough season last year but not a terrible one and he is still young,5million would be a snip.

Yeah agreed but all and sundry will come in and start a bidding war at that starting price. That’ll easily rise to 10-12m I’d imagine.

Couldn’t be arsed traling through this whole thread so apologies if it’s been discussed already but Liverpool keeping Alonso and Mascherano is absolutely vital. It’s my firm belief that before United strengthen with their 80m that Liverpool now have the best starting 11 in the EPL on paper. I’ll concede that United have a marginally better back 4 but Liverpool have a better keeper and fron six if I’m allowed call it that. It’s interesting to see United linked with strikers and flair players when really I think they need a midfielder. Scholes still has his qualities but is well past his prime and Giggs highlighted in the CL final that he is in fact a shite central midfieler. A midfield of Carrick/Anderson or Carrick/Hargreaves or whatever combination wouldn’t exactly strike fear into the opposition heart. A lot of United’s wins are based not only on their superior ability but on the fact that teams playing them have a losing mentality from the start. With Ronaldo gone I’d say that’ll wane a little bit. Here’s hoping anyway. It’ll be interesting to see what they do.

Richards has never developped as a player, and may have possibly regressed. Personally i think theres injury issues there, perhaps 5m would be about right for him if thats the case. We shall see.

Arsenal’s Cesc Fabregas has admitted he would go back to Barcelona if coach Pep Guardiola made a move to sign him.

Fabregas first repeated his desire to stay at the Emirates next season, saying: 'I am happy at Arsenal and I want to win titles there. But these things are not necessarily up to me.

‘I am happy that we made it to the Champions League semi-finals and, in general, things went well.’

But when asked about his schoolboy hero and now Barca coach Guardiola, Fabregas told the Spanish newspaper El Mundo Deportivo: 'If Guardiola called me it would be different. I would be delighted to go.

‘Pep was a role model for me. I have always played in his position and that’s why I first wore the No 4. He was my footballing hero when I was small.’

[quote=“myboyblue”]Arsenal’s Cesc Fabregas has admitted he would go back to Barcelona if coach Pep Guardiola made a move to sign him.

Fabregas first repeated his desire to stay at the Emirates next season, saying: 'I am happy at Arsenal and I want to win titles there. But these things are not necessarily up to me.

‘I am happy that we made it to the Champions League semi-finals and, in general, things went well.’

But when asked about his schoolboy hero and now Barca coach Guardiola, Fabregas told the Spanish newspaper El Mundo Deportivo: 'If Guardiola called me it would be different. I would be delighted to go.

‘Pep was a role model for me. I have always played in his position and that’s why I first wore the No 4. He was my footballing hero when I was small.’[/QUOTE]

That doesn’t sound good. Cesc hasn’t really been one to make those type of comments in the past or has he? He seemed to me to have his head more screwed on than most other players of his age.

Is the tide turning back to La Liga? Sky won’t be too happy if the EPL lose a shed load of marquee players this summer.

[quote=“The Runt”]That doesn’t sound good. Cesc hasn’t really been one to make those type of comments in the past or has he? He seemed to me to have his head more screwed on than most other players of his age.

Is the tide turning back to La Liga? Sky won’t be too happy if the EPL lose a shed load of marquee players this summer.[/QUOTE]

Wouldn`t it be great to see Sky sickened like this though, the EPL has become overhyped by Sky to the point where its become ridiculus,

One example I saw last season was in the Champs Lge when Del Piero scored a cracking freekick in the group stages and the stupid fook of a Sky commentator has the cheek to say “Oh what a freekick , He`s obviously been watching footage of Cristiano Ronaldo” . Despite the fact Del Piero was doing this when Ronaldo was still in nappys