Tales from the brothel?

[QUOTE=“HBV*, post: 1136947, member: 234”]Can you imagine reaching 32 or 33 and knowing you will never taste another woman, ever. That you will never have sex any other way other than in the missionary position.
Fuck me I’d rather die and thankfully my missus feels the same.
I pity these pathetic boring cunts.[/QUOTE]
I agree to a certain extent but I’d rather taste a woman that hasn’t had several other random dicks inside her over the previous 24 hours and God knows how many before that. Are yourself and the missus that rough you couldn’t be bothered even trying to find a woman not on the game to fool around with.

Regardless of pro or against prostitution it’s clear that we are all united in our disgust of women :clap:

:rolleyes:

What’s the :rolleyes: about? Can you not respond?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i90EMCj98es

:clap::clap:another son? Fuck me you are some operator

That’s two in 6 years… that’s fair motoring alright.

And it was only last year :clap:
Lead firmly still in that pencil :smiley:

Thanks pal.

Shove that question & your array of dumb ratings up your hole, pal.

Ok mate, as long as we both know you’ve got nothing.

I’ll be as honest as I can here. The option to look at an online menu, place the order, wait for it to be delivered and have it fuck off out of your life without any consequences or strings attached when the fun has ended is one that appeals to me and of course us. If anyone of you know of a lass who might be attracted to this scenario then send me a pm or a Facebook link.
I would try swinging and in the past herself would have too but it looks too much work .

Another victory kid? :clap:

The clock is ticking on that offer. Are you alive or are you dead?

[QUOTE=“HBV*, post: 1137055, member: 234”]I’ll be as honest as I can here. The option to look at an online menu, place the order, wait for it to be delivered and have it fuck off out of your life without any consequences or strings attached when the fun has ended is one that appeals to me and of course us. If anyone of you know of a lass who might be attracted to this scenario then send me a pm or a Facebook link.
I would try swinging and in the past herself would have too but it looks too much work .[/QUOTE]
I think you are wasting your time with this lot of veil wearing Holy Joes. I’ll see is the Mrs up for this and PM accordingly.

Sound.

Pity those promotional cards that that fat cunt @Bandage received recently were made before there was the chance to advertise the fact that TFK is now also Ireland’s premier wife-swapping forum for GAA enthusiasts.

[QUOTE=“HBV*, post: 1137055, member: 234”]I’ll be as honest as I can here. The option to look at an online menu, place the order, wait for it to be delivered and have it fuck off out of your life without any consequences or strings attached when the fun has ended is one that appeals to me and of course us. If anyone of you know of a lass who might be attracted to this scenario then send me a pm or a Facebook link.
I would try swinging and in the past herself would have too but it looks too much work .[/QUOTE]
Clearly you’ve never had a fuck buddy.

I’ve only ever heard females use that term glas :smiley:

:Dah here. You silly cunt. The wife is my fuck buddy as you so crudely put it.

I bet your fuck buddy is a very lucky fella.