Here we go again, what’s with the admirable question? :rolleyes:
I was in the Red Light district, saw an attractive woman. Said I’d really like a piece of that. Agreed a price for her services, did the deed and was on my happy way thereafter.
Can people stop over analysing this whole procedure please.
That was a girl Golden…
Count how many whores I’ve banged? 
I was on a round the world trip and spent 5 months in Thailand and Indonesia :D. And that was 10 years ago.
I was in Lanzarote and left one brothel after riding a Cuban. Still feeling the horn I went straight across the road and did the business with a big titted Colombian for an hour.
We became Facebook pals afterwards it was that good.
[QUOTE=“Thrawneen, post: 1137235, member: 129”]Count how many whores I’ve banged?
I was on a round the world trip and spent 5 months in Thailand and Indonesia :D. And that was 10 years ago.
I was in Lanzarote and left one brothel after riding a Cuban. Still feeling the horn I went straight across the road and did the business with a big titted Colombian for an hour.
We became Facebook pals afterwards it was that good.[/QUOTE]
:D:clap:
[QUOTE=“carryharry, post: 1137231, member: 1517”]Here we go again, what’s with the admirable question? :rolleyes:
I was in the Red Light district, saw an attractive woman. Said I’d really like a piece of that. Agreed a price for her services, did the deed and was on my happy way thereafter.
Can people stop over analysing this whole procedure please.[/QUOTE]
How much is the going rate out of interest for the red light district? €50-100 for half an hour i suppose?
I was hoping we could get more detail of experiences with brazzers from the likes of @Tassotti, any funny yarns and that…
2 and half swipes was the shortest time that I’ve heard of.
[QUOTE=“Tess Tickle, post: 1137237, member: 2269”]How much is the going rate out of interest for the red light district? €50-100 for half an hour i suppose?
I was hoping we could get more detail of experiences with brazzers from the likes of @Tassotti, any funny yarns and that…[/QUOTE]
€50 when I was last there. I couldn’t shoot my load with the last bird I visited & she scolded me for drinking & smoking dope all day. Little did she know she was visit number 3 that evening.
That was a damn fine sleep I had that night.
[QUOTE=“Thrawneen, post: 1137235, member: 129”]Count how many whores I’ve banged?
I was on a round the world trip and spent 5 months in Thailand and Indonesia :D. And that was 10 years ago.
I was in Lanzarote and left one brothel after riding a Cuban. Still feeling the horn I went straight across the road and did the business with a big titted Colombian for an hour.
We became Facebook pals afterwards it was that good.[/QUOTE]
I’m logging off now fuck sake. :oops:
where in gods name would he get it though?
[QUOTE=“Thrawneen, post: 1137235, member: 129”]Count how many whores I’ve banged?
I was on a round the world trip and spent 5 months in Thailand and Indonesia :D. And that was 10 years ago.
I was in Lanzarote and left one brothel after riding a Cuban. Still feeling the horn I went straight across the road and did the business with a big titted Colombian for an hour.
We became Facebook pals afterwards it was that good.[/QUOTE]
Bravo son, fucking bravo.
[QUOTE=“carryharry, post: 1137240, member: 1517”]€50 when I was last there. I couldn’t shoot my load with the last bird I visited & she scolded me for drinking & smoking dope all day. Little did she know she was visit number 3 that evening.
That was a damn fine sleep I had that night.[/QUOTE]
They must get a load of fellas that are too fucked up from drinking and smoking weed all day to shoot their loads in the evening, i’d imagine it’s not that rare.
My eyes were bigger than my…
i rode two window hoors in amsterdam about 10 or so years ago.
i didnt find it very edifying if im being honest and i can safely say here and now that i wouldnt do it again.
im also not a great man for the brothels although i did use them heavily on travels back in the 90s and early 00s
An awful lot of prudes on TFK these days by the sounds of it
They’re so intolerant and bigoted when all we’re looking for is equality. We’re the same flesh and blood as them with the only difference that we like to shag lots of different women and they don’t and they want to persecute us for it instead of saying “live and let live”.
Just as well WB Yeats doesn’t post here anymore
is equality too much to ask for? as its stands we are second class citizens while the gays with their funny little fetishes have been fast tracked to first class, and its the bigots who are driving the train.
More common then gingers cunts in Tipp I’d say.
A pal of mine, who plays in a ballad group that often tours around Europe in the summer, told me a good one about a time they were in Paris.
After a gig, they decided to treat Paddy, the fiddle player who was in his mid 70’s at the time. Off to a brothel with them where he was paired with a large French-African brasser in a gold lame get-up. She took him over to the sink, whipped down his trousers and started washing his balls. Of course, poor Paddy didn’t last half a minute before firing his beans. She got him to the bed and was up on top of him giving it the full Oui Cheri bit, all to a futile end.
She says to him, "What may I do for you cheri?" Poor Paddy replies “well, you could take me back to the sink!”
You would have made a great FF politician back in the day.