Christ…
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Stuck for what?
are you serious?
Yep. What would induce you to try and stick your finger up your hole?*
*Bar advice on here for numerous situations, ailments and conditions.
I love to see this thread bumped.
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I thought I was scuttering myself and coming at the same time, except I wasn’t
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Are you in Lanzarote? I used to work with a fella who swore by the great brothels in Lanzarote.
down Torremolinos way
Club 92
Two of lifes greatest pleasures.
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Sexual pleasure kid. Do you wank at all?
Get some lube and try it. Better still get your missus to do it.
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I bought a few toys there today on the Internet
For the youngest young fella? You’re a great father.
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Sorry buddy I cant remember
In town this afternoon wrapping up business for the long weekend and treated myself down by the Docklands. It’s a little tradition of mine to do this of a Bank holiday Friday.
Had Czech. One of my regulars. Top notch.
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not a tale from the brothel, but yesterday i attended a gala lunch, drinking champers all day,…to cut a long storey short after making a show of myself, I decided to treat myself to a call out last night, well holy jesus, you should have seen what arrived at the door, possibly the greatest looking woman I have ever seen, a young Japanese lass of around 25, she gave me a good going over for around an hour including a prostate massage, you get a far better class of whore here in England
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I can’t stop thinking of her with her lips around my throbbing member
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Lovely hurling kid, lovely hurling.