Have they rooms?
Nope. Jammers. Booked for weeks.
The year is gone. Fucked. We won’t feel till Christmas
The auld boy would always refer to a package of Tayto…
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Update Juhni?
He has a bad mobile signal in the shed
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A belter of a day really. Pints in deer park, a decent walk around the peaks of howth followed by pints in the summit, mcNeills, O Connells and the bloody stream for a finish. Got dragged in for an assessment upon my arrival home which i just about passed. Some frost early this morning but it thawed well. Just back from reffing/coaching the kids gaa. Mrs J is gone so its all calm here. I’ll take an hour off before the Champagne reception at 1.
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A win for all mankind.
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No silly mistakes today. Leave the place spic and span.
No number 2s in the jacks and find a random job to have done which she might dread. You’re flying then
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Agreed. Today is best behaviour stuff alright. Its a party for her uncle who passed away just after christmas. A fuckup would be long remembered…
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I don’t know how you do it.
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Dedication and repetitive training drills. It’s not pretty but if you practise assiduously you develop a winning formula. It’s like the great Kerry team of the 74/86 era, endless wire to wire sprints, a few laps and a bit of backs & forwards. You perfect it soon enough, @Juhniallio has it off to a tee.
Maith thú Juhniallio. 
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Go raibh maith agat a mhàistir. D’fhèadfà bìobla do bhlagairdì a scrìobh. Rialacha do rògairì…
Leabhair tábhachtach cosúil le Bunreacht na hEireann nó Corú agus Rialacha Fianna Fáil. Smaoineamh íontach. 
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Those types of days are key for mending any rift. Chat to her favourite aunt or cousin. Make time for the younger ones. Offer to help with anything - make it your business to identify a key DIY job you can manage with a vague relevance to the occassion and of course remember the man fondly.
You’re a winner Juhni
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Just in case anyone was under the illusion that @flattythehurdler was anything like the rest of us proles. My lass might have been brought to a blitz in Oranmore.
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Was @flattythehurdler an obsessive Emmerdale Farm fan, or is there a more cogent reason for the repeated use of the horrific word “lass”?
I assume it’s being used in an ongoing joke scenario?
No, he’s fully anglicised unfortunately.
It’s a Salford thing
Is she sore over the coffee machine now too?