With @Bandage’s luck on international travel I’d say they’re afraid the hotel would burn down if they booked one for him
Off to Zurich next week. Will I see you there @Locke?
With @Bandage’s luck on international travel I’d say they’re afraid the hotel would burn down if they booked one for him
Off to Zurich next week. Will I see you there @Locke?
Yes actually!
Id say they have a spread bet on how many times and how obscure a trip they can get him to make. Loser buys the hoinos at Christmas.
You would win that prize.
Harare next up. I’ve been offered a jaunt to victoria falls after, but it’s a 10 hour bus ride
Don’t accept Rafah
Go for it flatty. 10 hours inconvenience for a once in a lifetime view*
*It may also give you a bit of respite from the house delays
Do it you mad fucker.
Flight is only an hour
Politically difficult.
10 hours on a bus is my idea of hell
10 hours back too
Free kidnapping thrown in
I’d did eight hours + on a bus across Zambia. Scenery was class. We saw a few elephants and heaps of warthogs. Needed a shite and the toilet stop halfway was a hole in the ground with six sheets of toilet paper left out.
I did a 17 day coast to coast guided bus tour in the States a couple of years ago. One of the best trips I ever had. Once you learn to zone out and be zen it’s the best way to travel. None of the stress of driving and you see everything - far more than you’d see from below in a railway cutting.
You’ve never been on a African bus probably?
I’ve never been to Africa at all.
Is a grand spot. Big mind you.
The one I was on showed Cannonball Run and Cannonball Run 2 on VHS and gave you a free can of Sprite.