Go to the Merrion and relax.
Or the Shelbourne
As @Fagan_ODowd suggests, the Merrion, The Shelbourne, or even The Westbury will be your best options.
The Bald Barista would be an apt spot for you mate. I think heās only on Aungier street now. But still not far from the Green
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Might be just as well. He would probably bring you a sculpture as a present.
Iāll give that a try. Thanks. If its full of hipsters, or infants, Iāll go to the Merrion.
Ill wrap one round your square head you bollox.
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Twas far from morning coffee you were reared you cunt.
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Flatty will get lost on Aungier street which is a cunt of a place anyway, full of hipsters.
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Agreed but he wants somewhere different. Anywhere different means hipsters.
Your scone shop would have been ideal
A bit of company might have been nice all the same. It can get very lonely.
Iām trying to better myself. When I graduate to lattes Iāll go and hurl for Limerick.
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He was going to bring a sculpture, not a blow up doll.
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Bravo.
I feel for you, @flattythehurdler. I think thereās a dearth of independent cafes with spacious and comfortable interior in the city centre. Much more pokey hipster places which are quite cramped.
Iāll survive. I doubt I ever had a coffee til I was thirty.
A special treat for us was tea and a stale bun in the cafe in Roches stores.
Youād want to have serious wedge to be opening a place with space in the city centre though, not really achievable for an independent.
Bandage wouldnāt know much about finance in fairness.
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Thereās a place on Aungier St called Network thatās run a mate of a guy I work with. Never been there so canāt recommend it but if you want to support a small start up business then it might be your best bet.