[quote=“myboyblue”]Climate control in an office is a cunt of a thing. One person in the place has a heater flat out, another has a fan going (a fucking fan I ask you), another guards her window religiously refusing to let anyone touch it only her, and throwing a fit if someone does, yet another goes around closing the doors after the woman with the fan (a fucking fan!) goes around opening them again after her.
Crazy shower of cunts. Obviously the bitch with the fan is a heifer.[/quote]
Just had the following conversation with a colleague
Me: So, what do I do with this line? Colleague: Put in italics Me:Ok (as I do this) Colleague: No, no italics Me: That’s italics!!! Colleague: Well exclamations so!! Me: Exclamations:confused: Colleague: Yea, you know when it’s a quote? Me: Yeah, right :rolleyes:
[quote=“Fran”]Just had the following conversation with a colleague
Me: So, what do I do with this line? Colleague: Put in italics Me:Ok (as I do this) Colleague: No, no italics Me: That’s italics!!! Colleague: Well exclamations so!! Me: Exclamations:confused: Colleague: Yea, you know when it’s a quote? Me: Yeah, right :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
You are one insubordinate son of a bitch. Just do what you are told will you.
[quote=“Fran”]Just had the following conversation with a colleague
Me: So, what do I do with this line? Colleague: Put in italics Me:Ok (as I do this) Colleague: No, no italics Me: That’s italics!!! Colleague: Well exclamations so!! Me: Exclamations:confused: Colleague: Yea, you know when it’s a quote? Me: Yeah, right :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
That’s cruel and unusual Fran.
Did you punch them in the face?
Surely there is a law that allows it in these circumstances.
[quote=“cluaindiuic”]That’s cruel and unusual Fran.
Did you punch them in the face?
Surely there is a law that allows it in these circumstances.[/QUOTE]
The same fella tried to call someone in Belgium the other day. The jist of his side of the converstaion is as follows
Him: Hi, is Jens there please?..Oh, ok do you have a mobile number for him?..Right, and do you know what time he’ll be back in the office at?..Would that be 1pm Belgian time?
I fear the potential sarcastic humour was lost on the Flemish
[quote=“Fran”]The same fella tried to call someone in Belgium the other day. The jist of his side of the converstaion is as follows
Him: Hi, is Jens there please?..Oh, ok do you have a mobile number for him?..Right, and do you know what time he’ll be back in the office at?..Would that be 1pm Belgian time?
I fear the potential sarcastic humour was lost on the Flemish[/QUOTE]
Something along the lines of:
Him: Would that be 1pm Belgian time? Sarcastic Enzo Scifo: No, that would be Yemen time.
Fat fucker in here has their feet up on the desk, t-shirt around his moobs showing off the layers of fat. This was the scene that greeted me when I walked in the door. Nearly puked.
So, evenings will be getting shorter again. Ah lovely, back to getting home in the dark and playing xbox.
Must look at buying some tinsel for the tree.
