I had to record a 5 second video earlier wishing the head of our vertical in the US a happy birthday. Bizarre carry on
That’s probably why the two boys wore the rugby jerseys.
Low level mugs like them weren’t asked, pal.
I have since spotted a third chat in a rugby jerssy as well. Same age profile as well, must be a mid life crisis thing
“Happy birthday Bob. While I have you, I was wondering.” 5 secs, Ends.
I got an email today (it was a group email) asking us to contribute to a collection going for the birth of a baby belonging to a work colleague (who I have never even met yet so don’t know why I was included). To compound matters, the name of the child was fucking ridiculous, I can’t stand cunts who give their children these ridiculous hybrid Irish names these days, utter fucking pretentious arseholes. I got irate when I read the baby’s name.
Fucking millennials, I tell you.
What was the name?
Lasarfionan or something like that.
I thought it said Yasser Arafat when I read it initially.
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He or She will have a wonderful time at passport control for the rest of it’s life. Parents like that should be beaten in public.
Did you contribute
I didn’t respond but there is a collector on the loose apparently. She daren’t knock at my door.
21st century Oirish would disgust you with their bastardisation of common names, what the fuck ever happened with naming your child Tom, Mick or Pat with the standard spelling, you odious, pretentious cunts.
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Fintan is a great name too, I love it
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For fucks sake, Lasairfhiona is a lovely old Irish name, and a Connacht name to boot.
You’d think a RAstooler and a Galwegian muldoon of all people would appreciate it.
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It’s rank, up there with Sorney. I’m still splitting my sides at @Nembo_Kid 's comparison with Yasser Arafat. That deserves a ‘nice reply’
It’s a life sentence to a child for fucks sake. She’ll spend half her life spelling it and the other half being called lassie
I’ll be Fiona by the time she 6 months.
Headline: “MBB in transgender shocker”
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No wonder the paper industry is dead.